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So as the Biglier Trumpian Bible foretold, in the Book of Barr, that when the Italian satellites align with the Jewish space-based lasers... then the #PatsyBaloney cometh. On that glorious day, we greatly rejoice the Pat Cipollone

And all manner of legalistic miracles will occur
It was the Patsy Baloney Day Miracle

As the prophesies said, when Pat Cipollone appears:

Bannon's crooked attorney Robert & Abbott Costello admits to intimidating witnesses for Trump
Justice Kavanaugh can't eat in peace
Jeff Clark is caught without his pants

#PatsyBaloney
The first miracle on Patsy Baloney Day arrives early in the morning. The unpantsing of the attorney

#WorldwidePants #PatsyBaloney
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Like the Three Wise Men of old(e), we too were served THREE legalistic miracles on this blessed Patsy Baloney Day. The Pat Cipollone arrived and so did the promised miracles, bigly.

(as opposed to failed bouncer Trump once employed as a bodyguard, Big Lee)

First up: Jeff Clark
So the Miracle of Worldwide Pants got us to Jeff Clark. Note, this man is so crooked, Trump wanted Clark to be acting Attorney General, when Trump felt Bill Barr had not been corrupt ENOUGH

No doubt this dude is left literally standing without his pants

#WorldwidePants
The video we saw of former Department of Justice attorney and junior level department head, utterly corrupt attorney Jeff Clark, was not from Friday. It was hot in late June when FBI raided his home and took his phones. The video was just now released, Friday. So we knew of this
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