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So this morning I was in line for security at #YHZ - early morning airport security, none of us are too bright and shiny.
And the woman in front of me puts what is clearly a thermal bag of crustaceans into the plastic scanner bin thingy ...
And the woman in front of me puts what is clearly a thermal bag of crustaceans into the plastic scanner bin thingy ...
and the CATSA agent says to her, deadpan, "Ma'am, are those lobsters?"
Traveler: yes.
Agent: How many?
Traveler: 3
Agent [still deadpan]: I'm very sorry ma'am - regulations are that you can only travel with crustaceans in even numbers.
Traveler: uh - what?
Traveler: yes.
Agent: How many?
Traveler: 3
Agent [still deadpan]: I'm very sorry ma'am - regulations are that you can only travel with crustaceans in even numbers.
Traveler: uh - what?
Agent: Yes, ma'am. They should have told you at the store. No odd numbers.
Traveler: Uh
Agent: I'm afraid you'll have to go back out and ....
Traveler: ...
Agent: Wow, the line is long.
Traveler: But ....
Agent: Even numbers, ma'am.
Traveler: But ...
Traveler: Uh
Agent: I'm afraid you'll have to go back out and ....
Traveler: ...
Agent: Wow, the line is long.
Traveler: But ....
Agent: Even numbers, ma'am.
Traveler: But ...
