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It's day 11 of #acquitmas. On deck for today is 2 hours of talking points by the house mangers and 2 hours of closing arguments by Team Trump then a break and nonstop bloviating by 100 senators until 4:00pm Wednesday (I won't cover that part) So, let's begin
No surprise the senators are a little late. It seems that the 11:00am start time is just a little early for them

Opens with prayer. Thankful to God that it's over.

Pledge of allegiance
Mitch says up to four hours

Break after house mangers are done.

House managers get to open and close the argument.

Shifty and Jerry are going to fight for the last word again aren't they?🤔🤔
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Senate back in session

Resolution
Record is close
Monday 11:am for four hours closing argument (2 hours each)
Then recess until wed final vote.
Mitch is allowing cryin Chuck to make amendments that he can then table. So basically cryin Chuck is allowed to preen for a bit.
And put people on the record.
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It's day 8 of #acquitmas. Today it's question time. Do you have questions? Would you like answers? Yeah, good luck with that but you never know it could happen. Let's see.
The way I think it's suppose to work. All questions are submitted I'm writing. Each answer is asked to stay within 5 min time limit. 8 hours today. Should have a recess after a couple hours most likely not will be alternative between parties one for one.
Random thoughts

I wonder who will have the stupidest question?
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20 minutes until Day 7 of #acquitmas starts. The day should be much shorter than yesterday. Reports say it will be more like Saturday. (About 3 hours or less). Are you ready?
Trump's team still has around 12 hours left if they want to use them but it appears they will only use a couple today and close out their opening arguments. Then Senators get 16 hours of ???, then votes will be made on things like witnesses dismissal and then depending on votes
Random thoughts

While the Dems are forcing people to endure this sham, President Trump is releasing a middle East peace plan today and signing the USMCA tomorrow.
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Day 6 of #acquitmas is about ready to start.
CBS news reporters are having orgasms over Bolton. I wonder if they are faking them.
I wonder who will be up to bat first and who will be on deck, who will be the clean up hitter hitting that grandslam?
Puma
Mr. Pat
The Undertaker
Professor Jay

Or will they bring in a pinch hitter ?
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It's day 5 of #acquitmas. Trump's team is up. It will be about 3 hours. From 10:00am until one-ish depending on breaks this will be the first time the country sees Trump's defense unfiltered (maybe if the fake media doesn't leave). Cspan for me today.
People may ask why it's in a Saturday. If you have to ask that you don't understand Washington DC nor the deep state. They specifically set it up so that it would fall on a Saturday, thinking no one would watch. Which should also tell you the entire impeachment is a game
The GOP blunted that somewhat by limiting it to 3 hours and carrying it over to Monday. Not even the senators want to waste their weekend over this stupid production brought to us by the lunatics on the left.
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Day four of #acquitmas underway. Dems have James Crow speaking. I guess today is about obstruction of Congress. Wonder if the Dems understand that obstruction of Congress is considered a good thing by the people.
Jason Crow is flapping his wings and squawking a lot but I really can't follow his point.

Something about holding aid up. You know the aid that was sent ..🙄🙄
Crowman is still squawking now about how much aid other countries gave to the Ukraine. 🙄🙄

If the Dems would read the transcript they would know that Trump was upset about Germany.
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Day three of #acquitmas now getting started. I'm going to try to listen for awhile but fair warning if it's as bad as it was yesterday it will be an early exit for me. One man can only take so much misery before he throws the towel in. 🤕🤕

Are you ready?
The Senate opens up with a prayer and the pledge of allegiance.

And Shifty Schiff gets right to the point of boring everyone.
Schiff tried to make a joke. I suppose the senators found it funny.

Schiff says he is going to repeat everything again and asks for forebarance. 🙄🙄
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Are you ready to rumblleeeee?

Day 2 of #acquitmas now underway. Pencil neck is speaking again.
And within the 1st minute Schifty Schiff has bored the hell out of me.

He is quoting Alexander Hamilton.

I wonder if he has the play actors lined up as expert witnesses?
Schifty Schiff is again saying something, his mouth is moving, sound is coming out but it's like listening to someone speak a foreign language. I wish they had subtitles.
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#acquitmas has started. They get 4 hours (2 each side) to debate if the rules will be accepted. Save us those 4 hours for the love of God and just hold the vote now. It isn't going to change.
Lying shifty Schiff is going on and on and on....bored to tears here. Quick give me a funny meme in the comments to stop the tears of boredom.
I see no funny memes and shifty Schiff is still lying his ass off. Thanks guys.
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