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The sudden alarm makes you jump.
WeeeOOO WeeeOOO
You've been working in the accounts department on the Death Star for two months and never heard anything like this before.
You glance at your supervisor, Chad.
"Probably a drill, lieutenant. Ignore it." He says. #adventurePoll
WeeeOOO WeeeOOO
You've been working in the accounts department on the Death Star for two months and never heard anything like this before.
You glance at your supervisor, Chad.
"Probably a drill, lieutenant. Ignore it." He says. #adventurePoll
You push back your chair. Chad looks up.
"I need a coffee...."
Chad interrupts. "One break per hour. You're not due one for another twelve minutes."
You pull your chair back in sheepishly and try and focus on spreadsheets.
A snub fighter blasts past the window chased by a TIE
"I need a coffee...."
Chad interrupts. "One break per hour. You're not due one for another twelve minutes."
You pull your chair back in sheepishly and try and focus on spreadsheets.
A snub fighter blasts past the window chased by a TIE
"Chad! A snub fighter!"
Another one flies by, spitting fire from four wing tips. With an accountant's eye, you recognise the result of a poorly scoped tender.
"Poorly procured snub fighters, Chad!"
Chad doesn't look up.
"Snub fighters are an invention of the liberal media."
Another one flies by, spitting fire from four wing tips. With an accountant's eye, you recognise the result of a poorly scoped tender.
"Poorly procured snub fighters, Chad!"
Chad doesn't look up.
"Snub fighters are an invention of the liberal media."
