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Good morning everyone and welcome to everyone’s favorite holiday - #Festivus!
🎉This will be the 10th year in a row that I’ve celebrated #Festivus with you 🎉By celebrated I mean have a little fun at the expense of Washington. If we don’t laugh we might cry.
You’ve can probably tell from last week - I’ve got a LOT OF PROBLEMS with Washington, politics, and the one-party system that wants to keep us in endless wars and bankrupt us.
I've got a lot of problems with you people. And now you're going to hearing about it.
#Festivus #ForTheRestofUs #AiringOfGrievances
#Festivus #ForTheRestofUs #AiringOfGrievances
Why do so many of you still insist on two spaces after a period? Do you still really use typewriters or select monospaced fonts? I don't think so. So why are you resisting modernity? #appellatetwitter
And to those of you that omit the Oxford comma. Are you intentionally trying to inject uncertainty into your writing just because you like antiquated writing styles? #appellatetwitter
All the Congressional cultists, if we have to listen to one more detached, vapid lunatic tirade we're going to run head first into a brick wall, because the only two ways that nonsense has any value are blind religious fervor, and severe brain damage. #AiringofGrievances
The terror and panic that's in your hearts is painfully obvious in every decibel of your nauseating diatribes. This is the only way you can release the excess of your emotions to prevent yourselves from crying hysterically.
What pseudo-sexual lust for this POTUS, from homophobic males, is this? Although the women are no better, even if they are fewer.
Excuse us former President @BarackObama, did you really say that women are better leaders than men? How do you manage to rein in your party's headlong rush over the lunacy cliff, then jump off yourself days later? #AiringofGrievances
Women aren't better leaders than men. Men aren't better leaders than women. Every individual has whatever talents DESPITE their race, gender, religion, and all other -ism statuses. THAT is equality. You are just being sexist.
Listen, our country is in perilous shape. You always represented our nation with respectability. You inspired people to strive for the best America we can hope to be. If you're going to make an appearance, we need that now more than ever.
And @GOP base voters, we are absolutely fed up with your incessant clamoring to “own the libs”. Is the ridiculously oversized pickup that you can't manage to correctly navigate into a parking spot not sufficient substitute for your undersized genitalia? #AiringofGrievances
Yes, we work for you, yes you elected us to execute your vision for the country, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Here's a tip: It's 2019. You're going to have to figure out something more to do with your life than mining coal.
The core GOP voter of today is the whiniest, most entitled breed of useless maggot this country has seen Reagan's mythical welfare queen. Go learn a marketable skill, why don't you? Get a book and learn to code, or something.
Will @HillaryClinton please shut the hell up! You are an absolutely miserable witch and a tragically pathetic politician. You're such a lousy politician you lost an election to Donald Trump! #AiringOfGrievances
The fact is that you never should have lost, period! It doesn't matter that Putin stuck his nose where it doesn't belong. It still shouldn't have been enough. How could you have been so damn stupid as to completely ignore the rust belt!
All you had to do was show up and order a ham sandwich and MI and WI would have been in the bag. You spent like a drunken sailor in FL, but had nothing to say so you just piped DJT clips.
As for you Mr. @VP, you could have been sitting in the Oval by now. You should have been sitting in the Oval by now. The whole plan was always for you to be sitting in the Oval by now. But after you burned countless allies, you don't even want the Oval now! #AiringOfGrievances
It's always the same old story with you. It's time to make the move so you send loyal followers into the line of fire—but after they've bloodied themselves for the team, you decide you need to wait longer. Either shit, or get off the pot, would you!?
In many ways you've wrought more destruction on the party than POTUS has. He's allowed the rabble to have too much of a voice and/or make themselves feel at home. But you've been systematically gutting the establishment. Not because you want to. Because YOU'RE STUPID AND WEAK!
Let's start with the obvious, Mr. President. You're a traitorous, lying piece of scum with less class than the kissing cousin “roommates” at Larry's Trailer Park. What kind of POTUS takes a call from the Canadian PM in his underwear—then brags about it!?! #AiringofGrievances
Aside from your obvious complete absence of loyalty to the country, the worst tragedy about your presidency is that you absolutely hate the job and don't want the job. You just want the praise and adoration of a public you're bilking by channeling tax dollars into your pockets.
The best thing you can accomplish is to stay away from the West Wing and just let the rest of us handle things as a placeholder government until you're replaced. There's a catchphrase that's set in: The job's not done until DJT screws it up.
I’m back to celebrate #Festivus with some more #AiringofGrievances, this time about how the government spends your money
My #Festivus edition of the Waste Report totals $563,421,523 the federal government wasted.
The average taxpayer pays around $8,136. That means the programs in this report wasted the taxes of 69,250 people
@SenatorReid We argued about taxes. Fought about spending. Worked on repatriation together. I helped treat your eye injury...
@SenatorReid HOW IS IT YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE ALIENS, HARRY??!!
My friend @tedcruz decided to have an #AiringofGrievances early with @HamillHimself. On Star Wars opening weekend. Hmm
@tedcruz @HamillHimself There are how many million Americans who’ve wanted to force-choke Ted, and he picked on the one who could do It. Brave, he is
@tedcruz @HamillHimself I’m KIDDING, Ted. You’re likeable enough
Good morning, #Festivus celebrants and twitter! Today, I will have an #AiringofGrievances to wish you a #HappyFestivus
Before we get started, I need to alert @FoxNews and someone in DC that this is NOT a war on Christmas. It’s a war on everything else.
@FoxNews Declared of course. That’s the only way to do It. Right Congress? Right?
Good morning and #HappyFestivus! Later today I will help you celebrate with some #AiringofGrievances.
As you all know... 
You’re going to be saying #HappyFestivus again. Believe me!
