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Well the paperwork is complete. This stupid floof is now officially our cat.

So it's finally time to give him his own thread.

Twitter: OFFICIALLY meet Napoleon.

Let's look at his nine month journey from a hungry, desperate feral to snuggly duvet monster. /1 worryingly skinny black kitty on a drivekitty happily curled up in the nook of my arm on a bed.
This is #notMyCat. He lives next door and has always regularly popped in (with his owner's permission) when his they are out and/or their house is on fire.

(Literally. I opened the door to him one day and as he strolled past, Heard alarms/saw smoke and rang the fire brigade) regal looking tuxedo kitty on the sofa.
In late July last year we noticed he was a bit annoyed. It soon became clear why.

Another, much smaller cat was following him around, in obvious love and awe. We christened her #alsoNotMyCat

This was amusing. What WASN'T amusing was when we realised how ragged/hungry she looked very skinny looking black cat.black kitty up against house window while not my cat is insi
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Trying to explain to #notMyCat that he just needs to talk to #alsoNotMyCat and say that he's flattered, but would prefer just to be friends. Tuxedo kitty sitting and looking a bit shy
I know, kid. But some of us just can't help being gorgeous. It's just a burden we have to bear. Even if all we really want out of life is snacks and warm duvets.

It's all just part of growing up.

You'll get used to it. Kitty on chair looking a bit haunted.
Christ. Whilst I respect his emotional anguish. This is worse than an episode of Dawson's Creek.

I can't say that to him of course. Kitty moping.
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