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At the Mumbai airport security check yesterday, a CRPF cop raised my flute case and said- ‘ye aapka hai? Kuch baat karni hai’
Considering my terrible history with airport security all over the world, my heart sank. I was like here we go again, i just hope I don’t miss my flight.
Considering my terrible history with airport security all over the world, my heart sank. I was like here we go again, i just hope I don’t miss my flight.
He asked me-‘aapki flight abhi hai ki time hain aapke paas?’
Again, petrified, I said ‘abhi hai’
He said, ‘acha theek hai koi baat nahi’
That’s when I asked ‘kyu?’
He said ‘ye bansuri hai na? Main bhi bajata hoon. Matlab bajata kya hoon, seekh raha hoon. Aapne kaha se seekha?
Again, petrified, I said ‘abhi hai’
He said, ‘acha theek hai koi baat nahi’
That’s when I asked ‘kyu?’
He said ‘ye bansuri hai na? Main bhi bajata hoon. Matlab bajata kya hoon, seekh raha hoon. Aapne kaha se seekha?
I said ‘main bhi seekh hi raha hoon.’
He said ‘maine c scale mein liya hai. Kaise practise kar sakte hain?’
So I told him the usual- ‘sargam bajaiye, sirf sa bajaiye, long note practice kijiye.’
He asked me ‘aapka koi YouTube channel hai kya?’
He said ‘maine c scale mein liya hai. Kaise practise kar sakte hain?’
So I told him the usual- ‘sargam bajaiye, sirf sa bajaiye, long note practice kijiye.’
He asked me ‘aapka koi YouTube channel hai kya?’
Let's talk reality.
COVID creates this very situation: your closest hospital can't take more patients so you ambulance to a distant hospital and there you die.
Hurricanes create this very situation: flooding destroys your closest hospital's emergency generators and...
COVID creates this very situation: your closest hospital can't take more patients so you ambulance to a distant hospital and there you die.
Hurricanes create this very situation: flooding destroys your closest hospital's emergency generators and...
Let's continue to talk reality
Women die ALL THE DAMN TIME because hospital ERs won't take them seriously
Here's a story from THIS year where... oh hell, just read the headline:
amp.usatoday.com/amp/4446314002
Women die ALL THE DAMN TIME because hospital ERs won't take them seriously
Here's a story from THIS year where... oh hell, just read the headline:
amp.usatoday.com/amp/4446314002
Let's CONTINUE to talk reality.
Black people in general die needlessly in hospital ERs. Here's CCTV footage of a Black woman who died in ER. She laid dead for HOURS.
A nurse got fired for manipulating her ER records in a coverup.
Black people in general die needlessly in hospital ERs. Here's CCTV footage of a Black woman who died in ER. She laid dead for HOURS.
A nurse got fired for manipulating her ER records in a coverup.
1. « Je vois des “e” commencés par la droite, des “t” partant du bas, des stylos mal tenus, des mains qui souffrent, des cahiers pas jolis », s’inquiète Delphine Guichard, enseignante de CM1-CM2
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C'est marrant, c'est exactement ce que j'ai entendu toute ma scolarité. Ma prof de français de 3e m'a fait lire une de mes copies moi-même parce qu'elle avait "du mal à lire [mes] pattes de mouche". Ma prof de bio de Tle m'a demandé si je fournissais la loupe pour me lire.
2. « Cela a empiré depuis […] 1992. Les élèves ont des écritures perturbantes pour le lecteur, pensent qu’il est normal de souffrir, et sont si lents pour prendre des notes que, même en terminale, je dois parler à un rythme de dictée », regrette […], prof. de lettres au lycée
