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#BREAKING: Scientists have released photographs of what is thought to be a the first recorded unicorn, discovered in a remote part of the Galápagos Islands
The creature - nicknamed ‘the Rainbow Unicorn” due to its colourful tusk - is believed to a cross between a narwhal & a dog
The creature - nicknamed ‘the Rainbow Unicorn” due to its colourful tusk - is believed to a cross between a narwhal & a dog
An intn’l team of scientists from the Charles Darwin Foundation said in a statement:
“For thousands of years, each mating season, blessings of Narwhals have come ashore at this remote beach
Being mammals, it appears that they successfully bred with dogs”
“For thousands of years, each mating season, blessings of Narwhals have come ashore at this remote beach
Being mammals, it appears that they successfully bred with dogs”
“We are working on the assumption that the rainbow tusk is the result of
antediluvian breeding with one of the many rainbow-coloured species that inhabit this unique archipelago,” Dr Abril Salinas de Tonta of the Galapagos National Science Center told journalists
#RainbowUnicorn
antediluvian breeding with one of the many rainbow-coloured species that inhabit this unique archipelago,” Dr Abril Salinas de Tonta of the Galapagos National Science Center told journalists
#RainbowUnicorn
No one is above the law is bullshit
Sam Bankman Fried defrauded billions of dollars with millions of customers and he got bail for $250 million from unknown sources
Donald Trump paid a porn actress and getting indicted
Fcuk the biased leftist law
Sam Bankman Fried defrauded billions of dollars with millions of customers and he got bail for $250 million from unknown sources
Donald Trump paid a porn actress and getting indicted
Fcuk the biased leftist law
Here’s a prev thread on #Politicians and their biased laws with memes
Law is only for the privileged & left
Law is blind for poor & right
Law is blind for poor & right
Russia is a war monger. I can’t believe that Russia is destroying Ukraine like this, bombing cities & killing millions.
Putin is a mad man, who lies to everyone in the world about everything. He must be stopped.
EXCEPT THIS WAS USA DESTROYING IRAQ 🇮🇶 20 … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Putin is a mad man, who lies to everyone in the world about everything. He must be stopped.
EXCEPT THIS WAS USA DESTROYING IRAQ 🇮🇶 20 … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
WMDS WERE ALL USA PROPAGANDA AND LIES TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE SADDAM HUSSAIN WAS A MAD MAN KILLING HIS OWN PEOPLE
Here’s a prev 🧵 on war mongering
Why do Christians and Muslims think they're the only entitled ones in this country sef?
It's even worse with the Christians? They think they are better than everyone and their religion is the best.
They started this Islamization nonsense in 2014.
It's even worse with the Christians? They think they are better than everyone and their religion is the best.
They started this Islamization nonsense in 2014.
They preached it in all their pulpits. They are the ones again talking about handing over to Christian president. How does that even sound?
How exactly has religion helped us in our constitution or polity?
How has any rulers religion helped or contributed to our GDP?
How exactly has religion helped us in our constitution or polity?
How has any rulers religion helped or contributed to our GDP?
Are there no other religions who should also take over power since it's by religion?
As long as frivolities and thoughts like this keep springing up, we will continue to run round in cycles achieving nothing.
We should think Nigeria first and not religion first.
As long as frivolities and thoughts like this keep springing up, we will continue to run round in cycles achieving nothing.
We should think Nigeria first and not religion first.
