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So? Jack Smith just indicted Trump on Espionage. He has 37 counts, where prison maxium is 400 years
(yes?)
That is on 31 classified documents
(and?)
There were 337 classified documents that Trump stole
(oh fuck! Are you doing Trumpomath, T Dawg?)
Yes! An #Arrestmas treat
(yes?)
That is on 31 classified documents
(and?)
There were 337 classified documents that Trump stole
(oh fuck! Are you doing Trumpomath, T Dawg?)
Yes! An #Arrestmas treat
So WHY did Jack Smith not charge Trump on all 337 stolen government secrets? Because Jack Smith wants a QUICK VERDICT to toss that sick traitor ass in prison. On the smallest possible conspiracy (2) with Walt Nauta MOVING these documents to NJ
Jack will charge ALL 337 documents
Jack will charge ALL 337 documents
So there will be another Jack Smith espionage trial on the rest of the stolen documents, 337 - 31 = 306 documents?
Not so fast, grasshopper. The second conspiracy - with Mark Meadows - was to STEAL the documents. ALL 337, including these 31 that Walt moved
Yes. 2nd trial = 337
Not so fast, grasshopper. The second conspiracy - with Mark Meadows - was to STEAL the documents. ALL 337, including these 31 that Walt moved
Yes. 2nd trial = 337
MY WAY /1
Frank Sinatra
So now, Jack Smith is here
And so I face humiliation
Voters, you have to hear
To Vladimir I sold our nation
I've sold, secrets so dear
I've lied on Fox, My Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you
My way
#Arrestmas #TrumpIndictedAgain
Frank Sinatra
So now, Jack Smith is here
And so I face humiliation
Voters, you have to hear
To Vladimir I sold our nation
I've sold, secrets so dear
I've lied on Fox, My Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you
My way
#Arrestmas #TrumpIndictedAgain
MY WAY /2
Frank Sinatra
Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess my lies won't mention
I did... eat documents
Espionage was my intention
I played each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
#TrumpIndicted #37Counts
Frank Sinatra
Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess my lies won't mention
I did... eat documents
Espionage was my intention
I played each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
#TrumpIndicted #37Counts
MY WAY /3
Frank Sinatra
Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I screamed "Witch hunt!"
And just stormed out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way
#TrumpArrested
Frank Sinatra
Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I screamed "Witch hunt!"
And just stormed out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way
#TrumpArrested
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Summer legwear for the discerning Repulsican man:
3: Captain Underpants (also sold as the Jeffreyclark)
#Arrestmas
Summer legwear for the discerning Repulsican man:
3: Captain Underpants (also sold as the Jeffreyclark)
#Arrestmas
ARRESTMAS THREAD 1/
So Trump attorneys led by Trusty McTrustface tried to beg that Jack Smith not indict Trump. They failed. Trump learned yesterday he'll be arrested & go to prison. He's freaking out. This is good of course
So what do we know about Espionage-A-Lago?
#Arrestmas
So Trump attorneys led by Trusty McTrustface tried to beg that Jack Smith not indict Trump. They failed. Trump learned yesterday he'll be arrested & go to prison. He's freaking out. This is good of course
So what do we know about Espionage-A-Lago?
#Arrestmas
Arrestmas Thread 2/
We know there was search with warrant of Mar-A-Lago & FBI recovered 101 classified documents. Later we learned Trump actually had stolen 325 classified documents (at least) from White House. That is 1,625 years of prison at JUST the legal mandatory minimum
We know there was search with warrant of Mar-A-Lago & FBI recovered 101 classified documents. Later we learned Trump actually had stolen 325 classified documents (at least) from White House. That is 1,625 years of prison at JUST the legal mandatory minimum
Arrestmas Thread 3/
We found out that Trump court jester Christina Bobblehead signed a letter promising FBI there were no more documents at Mar-A-Lago. This was before the FBI raid. So she lied to FBI
Bobb has since flipped & quit Trump & ratted out all the Trumpomobsters
We found out that Trump court jester Christina Bobblehead signed a letter promising FBI there were no more documents at Mar-A-Lago. This was before the FBI raid. So she lied to FBI
Bobb has since flipped & quit Trump & ratted out all the Trumpomobsters
IN INTERVIEW
ATTORNEY 1: We would like to make an offer on behalf of our client, Mr Trump, that he pleads to one misdemeanor without prison time?
JACK SMITH: Thank you Mr Trusty, we are no longer considering that option
ATTORNEY 1: So you had already considered it?
#Arrestmas
ATTORNEY 1: We would like to make an offer on behalf of our client, Mr Trump, that he pleads to one misdemeanor without prison time?
JACK SMITH: Thank you Mr Trusty, we are no longer considering that option
ATTORNEY 1: So you had already considered it?
#Arrestmas
JACK SMITH: Yes, but we no longer are actively considering this possibility
ATTORNEY 1: How did you arrive to that conclusion
JACK SMITH: Your previous colleague, Christina Bobb suggested that to us. We considered it but rejected it. She has since turned state's evidence
ATTORNEY 1: How did you arrive to that conclusion
JACK SMITH: Your previous colleague, Christina Bobb suggested that to us. We considered it but rejected it. She has since turned state's evidence
ATTORNEY 1: In that case, if I can amend our proposal, I would suggest my client could plead no contest to one charge of a felony, but only probation, no prison time?
JACK SMITH: We are no longer considering that option
ATTORNEY: Oh, damn. Why?
JACK SMITH: Your previous...
JACK SMITH: We are no longer considering that option
ATTORNEY: Oh, damn. Why?
JACK SMITH: Your previous...
My take
I do not KNOW when Trump will be indicted by Jack Smith, only that Trump will. And by all we know, the FIRST of many criminal indictments will be Espionage-A-Lago, because that is SIMPLEST crime of SMALLEST number of co-criminals involved in that conspiracy
That said...
I do not KNOW when Trump will be indicted by Jack Smith, only that Trump will. And by all we know, the FIRST of many criminal indictments will be Espionage-A-Lago, because that is SIMPLEST crime of SMALLEST number of co-criminals involved in that conspiracy
That said...
That said..
About 3 weeks ago, Trump's own lawyers went PUBLIC that they fear an arrest of Trump by Jack Smith is IMMINENT
Then came the silly gambit to try to meet with Attorney General Merrick Garland who of course refused
Today Trump lawyers met with Jack Smith
About 3 weeks ago, Trump's own lawyers went PUBLIC that they fear an arrest of Trump by Jack Smith is IMMINENT
Then came the silly gambit to try to meet with Attorney General Merrick Garland who of course refused
Today Trump lawyers met with Jack Smith
That meeting was short, the 3 Trump court jesters emerged stone-faced, shocked. Immediately after that meeting, Trump started to rant over at Truth Socialist, that he is going to be arrested
I think it is now clear, Trump lawyers AND TRUMP HIMSELF expect the arrest is IMMINENT
I think it is now clear, Trump lawyers AND TRUMP HIMSELF expect the arrest is IMMINENT
In court they swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Giuliani said the truth isn't the truth?
So what about..
The Truth. The Trump Truth. And Nothing But The Trump
What might the Trump team know about Jack Smith's indictment? Lets... do a Thread?
Giuliani said the truth isn't the truth?
So what about..
The Truth. The Trump Truth. And Nothing But The Trump
What might the Trump team know about Jack Smith's indictment? Lets... do a Thread?
We just read in the reputable conservative newspaper The Wall Street Journal, that Trump team fears Jack Smith is about to indict Trump
Separately, we saw Trump's pathetic desperate plea to get to talk to the manager, a genuinely Karen Trump letter, scared shitless of Jack Smith
Separately, we saw Trump's pathetic desperate plea to get to talk to the manager, a genuinely Karen Trump letter, scared shitless of Jack Smith
So two independent sources show us, Trump team and/or Trump lawyers are in panic, fearing an IMMINENT arrest of Trump, by Jack Smith
What can WE figure out from this? Clearly THEY think it is real. I need to point out an illustrative but glaring detail...
What can WE figure out from this? Clearly THEY think it is real. I need to point out an illustrative but glaring detail...
MY WAY 1/
Frank Sinatra
So now, arrested here
And so I face humiliation
Voters you have to hear
To Vladimir I sold our nation
I've told my lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you my way
#Arrestmas
Frank Sinatra
So now, arrested here
And so I face humiliation
Voters you have to hear
To Vladimir I sold our nation
I've told my lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you my way
#Arrestmas
MY WAY 2/
Frank Sinatra
Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess my lies will mention
I did... eat documents
Espionage was my intention
I played each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides up to the fairway
And yes I felt the bliss
I fooled you My way
#TrumpArrested
Frank Sinatra
Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess my lies will mention
I did... eat documents
Espionage was my intention
I played each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides up to the fairway
And yes I felt the bliss
I fooled you My way
#TrumpArrested
MY WAY 3/
Frank Sinatra
Yes there were times, that lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news' more than would do
But through it all when there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!' and just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you My way
#TrumpIndicted
Frank Sinatra
Yes there were times, that lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news' more than would do
But through it all when there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!' and just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you My way
#TrumpIndicted
Will Trump show up on Manhattan for his arraignment?
Is Trump a flight risk?
Those who have followed the Trumpomess closely for past years know very well, but most of you probably are not certain of the answer. Let's do this Thread
#TrumpArrest #Arrestmas
Is Trump a flight risk?
Those who have followed the Trumpomess closely for past years know very well, but most of you probably are not certain of the answer. Let's do this Thread
#TrumpArrest #Arrestmas
Some worry that Trump might not show up to be fingerprinted for his mugshot etc, at his arraignment (likely next week on Manhattan)
That will not happen. Trump absolutely doesn't WANT to show up, but he will. Because this is a criminal indictment, and his arraignment. He needs..
That will not happen. Trump absolutely doesn't WANT to show up, but he will. Because this is a criminal indictment, and his arraignment. He needs..
Trump NEEDS to get out on bail. His criminal trial will not be until next year. He does NOT want to sit in JAIL up to the trial
It is a white-collar crime (non-violent crime). He thus is no risk to society. He is a first-time offender. He will get bail. IF HE SHOWS UP
It is a white-collar crime (non-violent crime). He thus is no risk to society. He is a first-time offender. He will get bail. IF HE SHOWS UP
MY WAY 1/
Frank Sinatra
So now
Indictment's here
And so I face
Humiliation
Voters
You have to hear
To Vladimir
I sold our nation
I've told
My lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more
Much more than this
I tricked you
My way
#Arrestmas
Frank Sinatra
So now
Indictment's here
And so I face
Humiliation
Voters
You have to hear
To Vladimir
I sold our nation
I've told
My lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more
Much more than this
I tricked you
My way
#Arrestmas
MY WAY 2/
Frank Sinatra
Ketchup?
I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I did
Eat documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played
Each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes
I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
#Arrestivus
Frank Sinatra
Ketchup?
I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I did
Eat documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played
Each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes
I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
#Arrestivus
MY WAY 3/
Frank Sinatra
Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!'
And just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way
#TrumpIndicted
Frank Sinatra
Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!'
And just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way
#TrumpIndicted
Trump freaked out last week Friday and sent out a message that he will be 'arrested' on Tuesday (today). There have been discussions between US Secret Service & NY Police Dept about Trump surrender timing. He will show up. We do NOT know the date. It MIGHT be today (or tomorrow)
It is not going to be an 'arrest'. It is a criminal indictment of a first-time offender in a New York white collar crime. He gets to surrender, he will get out on bail to await his trial. So Trump calling it 'arrest' was just his panic & paranoia
BUT we call it #Arrestmas
BUT we call it #Arrestmas
I do not know what day or time it happens. New York police set up the barriers etc yesterday, and from this morning (Tue) they are in formal attire, in anticipation of Trump's indictment. So it is reasonably imminent. Trump airplane had some activity in Florida last night
What can we expect on #Arrestmas? Let's do a Thread
First. FORGET what the media told you. For two years you've been fed bullshit that Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg had dropped this case. Obviously he hadn't. And I told you repeatedly no, he had not. But mainstream media fed you lies
First. FORGET what the media told you. For two years you've been fed bullshit that Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg had dropped this case. Obviously he hadn't. And I told you repeatedly no, he had not. But mainstream media fed you lies
Real legal experts and some honest journalists like say Palmer Report have told you the truth all along. The DA cannot leak because it would only damage his case. They have to remain quiet, & do their talking at last possible moment, in court documents. To keep their CASE STRONG
But the criminal side - Trumpworld - has an INTEREST in spinning the story, feeding us at best biased half-truths, and at worst outright lies. & they face no penalty for doing so
The media KNOW this discrepancy yet feed you the bullshit. That is made FAR WORSE by the accomplices
The media KNOW this discrepancy yet feed you the bullshit. That is made FAR WORSE by the accomplices
MY WAY 1/
Frank Sinatra
So now
Indictment's here
And so I face
Humiliation
Voters
You have to hear
To Vladimir
I sold our nation
I've told
My lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more
Much more than this
I tricked you
My way
#Arrestmas
Frank Sinatra
So now
Indictment's here
And so I face
Humiliation
Voters
You have to hear
To Vladimir
I sold our nation
I've told
My lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more
Much more than this
I tricked you
My way
#Arrestmas
MY WAY 2/
Frank Sinatra
Ketchup?
I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I did
Eat documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played
Each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes
I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
#Arrestivus
Frank Sinatra
Ketchup?
I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I did
Eat documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played
Each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes
I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
#Arrestivus
MY WAY 3/
Frank Sinatra
Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!'
And just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way
#TrumpIndicted
Frank Sinatra
Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!'
And just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way
#TrumpIndicted
So #Arrestmas
What should be Trump punishment? All this:
To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life + 1,137 years (eligible for parole in 882)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
and
What should be Trump punishment? All this:
To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life + 1,137 years (eligible for parole in 882)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
and
How should Trump End 2/
(in prison)
Prison means a healthier life
No cheeseburgers
No ketchup
No Diet Cokes
No McDonalds or KFC
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved off)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
No golf
(in prison)
Prison means a healthier life
No cheeseburgers
No ketchup
No Diet Cokes
No McDonalds or KFC
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved off)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
No golf
The Trump end 3/
(in prison)
Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
(in prison)
Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
Quick reality check
We do not know that Trump is coming to NY on Tuesday, but this should become known during Monday. Trump HIMSELF clearly freaked out on Friday and THOUGHT he is headed to NY for arraignment on Tuesday..
So lets enjoy #Arrestmas for now. It is coming 'soon'
We do not know that Trump is coming to NY on Tuesday, but this should become known during Monday. Trump HIMSELF clearly freaked out on Friday and THOUGHT he is headed to NY for arraignment on Tuesday..
So lets enjoy #Arrestmas for now. It is coming 'soon'
We DO know - CBS has confirmed - that US Secret Service has been in talks with NY about moving Trump to an arraignment in coming days. It is QUITE plausible that Trump was told on Friday and he had his epic freak out because he found out
BUT the DATE is not confirmed as of now
BUT the DATE is not confirmed as of now
Note that this is Manhattan DA so Alvin Bragg, the case that has built over several years and is NOT just Stormy Daniels payment
It is LIKELY the full financial tax fraud scheme that Trump attorney Allen Weisselberg confessed to last year, and is serving prison time
It is LIKELY the full financial tax fraud scheme that Trump attorney Allen Weisselberg confessed to last year, and is serving prison time
My Dearest Vladimir
How's your war going in Ukraine? Did I see you indicted by some international court? Isn't that going to limit your travel?
I'm miserable. That Manhattan DA is going to arrest me on Tuesday.
I miss hearing your voice. Couldn't you just call me, just for a
How's your war going in Ukraine? Did I see you indicted by some international court? Isn't that going to limit your travel?
I'm miserable. That Manhattan DA is going to arrest me on Tuesday.
I miss hearing your voice. Couldn't you just call me, just for a
My Sweetest Trumpy-Pumpkin
Daddy's a bit busy with this war in Ukraine. My incompetent army is just fucking losing & goddamned retreating all the time. And now Poland & Slovakia are sending fighter jets to Ukraine. Mig 29s. Planes that were made here in Russia! That is so unfair
Daddy's a bit busy with this war in Ukraine. My incompetent army is just fucking losing & goddamned retreating all the time. And now Poland & Slovakia are sending fighter jets to Ukraine. Mig 29s. Planes that were made here in Russia! That is so unfair
Dearest Chairman Kim Jong-Un
I noticed you fired up some rockets again. Were you selling some missiles to Russia? Did you talk to Vladimir Putin? Did he say anything about me? He isn't returning my calls
How I miss the gentle touch of your big hand in mine when we had our walks
I noticed you fired up some rockets again. Were you selling some missiles to Russia? Did you talk to Vladimir Putin? Did he say anything about me? He isn't returning my calls
How I miss the gentle touch of your big hand in mine when we had our walks
