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Man Utd will playSevilla in the semi final of #UEL.

Upon request; #SevillaFC analysis vs Barcelona (Att. team) & Wolves (Def. team).

#SEV defend in a 442 system vs a team that has more of the ball. In mid block, no pressing & maintain high line.

In high block vs. opposition buildup. Pressing system of 6 with man-marking progressors (Busquests & Rakitic).

Unlike #mufc Ter Stegan can act as an outfield player & play through the first defensive line. Helped #BAR get out of press easy.

#SEV build-up in a 2-4-1-3 that can change to 3-3-1-3 press near side triggers.

-Depend on shifting the ball either short or long balls - no ground pass.

-If there’s no press, play out (from back) in their normal 2-4-1-3.
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Il virus è #Mortale in #Spiaggia a meno di 4 metri tra #Ombrelloni ma non fa niente in #Aereo pressurizzato. Vive su tutte le superfici tranne sulla #Posta e acquisti di #Amazon. Non vive nei #Carrefour e #GrandiCatene ma è mortale in #Bar, Ristoranti,
#PiccoleImprese, #Parrucchieri e #Chiese. La massima letalità la raggiunge tra i banchi di #Scuola, in quanto i #Bambini sono i principali vettori di #Virus e #Batteri. Il rientro a scuola avverrà solo dopo #Sanificazione e #Vaccinazione degli stessi. Pure sulle #Banconote: pare
sopravviva addirittura trentordici ore. Sui #Bancomat e sulle #CarteDiCredito muore immediatamente! E sulle #Cambiali? Il virus evapora!
Il virus è mortale dove possono arrivare i #Vigili e #FFOO, per tutto il resto ci sta l'aumento dei prezzi o la ridotta disponibilità.
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Um sujeito entra num boteco novinho, todo hi-tech, e pede uma bebidinha..
O barman é um robô, que serve um cocktail perfeito e pergunta:
- Qual é o seu QI?
O homem responde:
- Uns 150.
Então o robô inicia uma conversa sobre aquecimento global,
espiritualidade universal, física quântica, interdependência
ambiental, teoria das cordas, nanotecnologia, e por aí afora...

O cara ficou impressionado, e resolveu testar o robô.
Saiu,.... deu uma volta e retornou ao balcão.
Novamente o robô pergunta:
- Qual é o seu QI?
O homem responde:
- Deve ser uns 100.
Imediatamente o robô lhe serve um uisquinho e começa a falar, agora sobre futebol, fórmula 1, super-modelos, comidas favoritas, armas, corpo de mulher, e outros assuntos semelhantes.............

O sujeito ficou abismado. Sai do bar,....
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MAR 6 #CoronavirusOutbreak #CoronavirusUSA Live UPDATES MD THREAD 1: Sorry no time to start now .. will just post this. Crowdfunded TRUCK @CDCgov #Atlanta for #IMPOTUS45 Photo Op. SEE ACT BLUE TO KEEP IT ROLLING .. And Breaking 100,000 Cases. @votevets @AMSA_News @maddow @CNN
MAR 6 #CoronavirusUSA from LIVE UPDATES MD THREAD 2: FROM 10:24 PM Yesterday: U.S. death toll rises to 12, as worries increase over possible #viruscluster on #GrandPrincess #cruiseship off #CA GOT THAT #Trump @GavinNewsom uses HIS Army to help. SEE MORE
MAR 6 #CoronaVirusUpdates MD THREAD 3: NOT GOOD. There were 62 Passengers who stayed on board w other sick ones, one died. BUT They DID NOT DELIVER enough TEST KITS for them ALL...Why Not @GavinNewsom?! @USArmy @uscoastguard QUIT LISTENING to BAD LAY ADVICE from #TrumpsCDC @UCSF
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Ready for a travel-Thread from yesterday? On my #trainWeddingtrip another #nighttrain was needed: №1335 "Hellas" from #Belgrade🇷🇸 to #Gevgelija🇲🇰 (+ #Thessaloniki🇬🇷 by bus). It's a train w/ a long history but it's today's existence is only a poor copy of former glory!
1st difficulty: One has to get to #Belgrade🇷🇸 Topčider train station by tram. Sadly no trains leave the beautiful main train station anymore. Tram-infos are rather hard to find, but buying tickets is easy, just hold your 💳 to one of these ticket-cancellers 👍! #trainWeddingtrip
There is not much around #Belgrade🇷🇸 Topčider, mainly a big park. From there, 4 international trains are leaving & arriving the city (2x #Bar🇲🇪, 1x #Sofia🇧🇬 & 1x #Gevgelija🇲🇰). Next to this building there is a ticket-office AND a GREAT😍 railway station pub🍺🍔! #trainWeddingtrip
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Der Umgang der #CDU mit Kritikern hier bei Twitter steht pars pro toto für die Haltung dieser Partei zu der Bevölkerung.
(kurzer Thread)
Achtet mal darauf. Accounts von "normalen Bürgern" werden fröhlich geblockt, Fragen werden nicht beantwortet, schlicht ignoriert.
Frau #Klöckner benutzt noch eine besonders perfide Form der Dialektik. Sie pickte sich im Zusammenhang mit dem #Nestlé Video die geschmacklosen Tweets raus, verhalf so den Beleidigern zu Aufmerksamkeit. Damit wollte sie die berechtigte Kritik diskreditieren, (2/x)
nach dem Motto: Schaut her, sowas muss ich ertragen.
Damit sagt man den ihr geneigten Menschen: Die Arme, die wird ja nur beleidigt, berechtigte Kritik gibt es da ja gar nicht.
Super Label und super für einen ernsten politischen Diskurs, räusper.
@sixtus, "größerer Account",(3/x)
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It’s #Monday, I’m boozing it up at a 4 seat bar, the #barkeep is a long pourer, and I’m all fucking set if I get something stuck between my teeth.👇🙃 #RandomThoughts #drinking #OutAndAbout
Shooting the shit with a friend, she’s proud to be doing well with her plants - unusual for her.

The key was a #video explaining the benefits of pruning.

She needs REASONS. She got them.

Apparently, pruning in a particular manner stimulates growth hormones.
Of course, this led to me initiating a discussion about the #movie I just watched on Hulu, called “The German Doctor.”

The main character was Josef Mengele. #ThisHappened

People, this is why I’m known in my circles as “The Black Hole Of Conversation.” SMTH
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