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Oh, sure, #Batfleck was fun, but you know who else spoke in a faux-hoarse voice, killed people, beat up Superman, and had a mother named Martha?
That's right: Jesus.
That's right: Jesus.
So the next time some debauched feagued-out libertine tries to get you to read about some Satanic tempter in tights and a mask, you just tell them, "Nope, me and Al Hartley are good with the guy who saved the world." 
You can take your Kanyes and your Drakes and your Eminems. I'm gonna "rap" with the man with the beard!
