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Trump: Day 771
-Ranted for Over 2 Hours at #CPAC
-Calls Mueller Russia Probe "Bullshit"
-Mocks Sessions' Southern Accent
-Relitigates Inauguration Crowd Size
-Accuses Dems of Hating America
-Ends Military Exercises in So Korea
-Illegally Touts Scottish Golf Course
Day 876 since Donald Trump admitted to sexual assault — yet he’s still in the Oval Office
14 Democratic lawmakers have asked A.G. Barr to reopen the criminal investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. The request comes as pressure mounts for Trump Labor Secretary Alex Acosta to resign for his role in securing the plea deal for Epstein.…
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.@RepMarkMeadows begins CPAC with this rip-roarer: "You know, with this Green New Deal, they're trying to get rid of all the cows. But I've got good news -- Chick-fil-A stock will go way up because we gonna be eating more chicken!"
Meadows mischaracterizes Cohen's testimony, falsely says he said there's "no evidence of collusion" when in fact he just said he doesn't know of any.

These dudes are completely dishonest.
Mark Meadows does not have a future in comedy: "They may call you deplorable, but most people will call you adorable patriots, alright?
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.@KellyannePolls, who attacked Hillary Clinton last week for still talking about 2016, brings up Hillary Clinton within 10 seconds of her interview on @foxandfriends beginning. #BeyondParody
KELLYANNE CONWAY: "This is the most transparent, accountable president perhaps we've ever seen."

She did not spontaneously combust after saying that.
.@AinsleyEarhardt claims Pastor Brunson was "in the White House with the president" and "as the Bible says, he is praying for the leader of our country."

I must've missed the part of the Bible telling religious leaders to pray for the American president.
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Fox News' CHRIS WALLACE says in wake of Kavanaugh allegations "two of my daughters have told me stories that I have never heard before about things that happened in high school & hadn't told their parents... I don't this we can disregard Ford and the seriousness of this."
The Senate Judiciary Committee hearing with Brett Kavanaugh and Dr Christine Blasey Ford will begin soon. Follow me for a video thread.
Dr Christine Blasey Ford has arrived
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Trump's solo news conference is set to begin at 5pm ET. Nothing would surprise me. Follow along for a video thread.
COWORKER: Is Trump still doing that news conference today?

Trump will have many, many flags behind him.
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The September 10 press briefing with @PressSec has started. Follow me for a video thread.
.@WhiteHouseCEA is filibustering, giving Trump credit for every bit of good economic news that's occurred since November 2016
HASSETT: "What will historians think when they look back at this time? I can promise you that economic historians will 100% accept the fact there was an inflection at the election of Donald Trump, and a whole bunch of data items started heading north."
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Brett Kavanaugh is all smiles as his Senate hearing is about to begin. Follow me for a video thread.
.@KamalaHarris interrupts @ChuckGrassley's opening statement to object to fact that senators just received 42,000 documents about Kavanaugh just last night. @SenBlumenthal moves to adjourn the hearing! Protesters start shouting.

Total chaos.
.@SenBooker gets an ovation after he calls for Grassley to slow the process down.

"What is the rush? What are we trying to hide by not having the documents out? What is with the rush?"
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.@RonJohnsonWI says "he doesn't see how anybody could oppose" Brett Kavanaugh because "he is just such a nice guy."

"You have to see his eyes light up when he talks about his daughters, coaching their basketball team... this should be 100 to 0." #BeyondParody
Johnson supports Trump's decision to strip John Brennan's security clearance.

"Just take a look at his partisanship."
Ron Johnson says Brett Kavanaugh should be unanimously confirmed because he’s ‘just a really nice guy’…
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Fox & Friends had Daily Caller editor @VAKruta on to discuss the fear she felt attending @Ocasio2018 rally.

"They talk about things everybody wants, especially if you're a parent. They talk about education for your kids, health care... it was really uncomfortable." #BeyondParody
This @foxandfriends segment about @Ocasio2018 is completely beyond parody…
DAILY CALLER EDITOR: “They talk about things that everybody wants, especially if you’re a parent — they talk about education for your kids, health care... [but] it’s easy to fall into that trap & say, ‘my kids deserve this, and maybe gov't should help me'"…
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LOL get a load of @SenatorRounds going full galaxy brain in pained attempt to justify Trump's kowtowing to Putin
Sen. Rounds brazenly lies, says Trump "never said he believed Mr. Putin." (Trump explicitly said he believes Putin's denials of election interference.)
Fox News' @HARRISFAULKNER defends Trump by raising concerns about JFK's Russia policy. #BeyondParody
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Trump is talking
"GDP. 3.2. Three. Three"
REMINDER: This is purportedly an event about school safety, but Trump is currently ranting about how "Canada is very smooth"
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Hannity is gonna be so lit tonight
Hannity, taking things in stride, calls the Nunes memo "the biggest abuse of power, corruption case in American history."
HANNITY: "The Mueller investigation does need to be shut down. And the people responsible who we will name tonight, many need to go to jail."
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