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A friend sent me a video that is apparently making the rounds. It's titled "#Modi the Boss," and features various world leaders praising Modi's popularity and greeting him.

Modi's #Bhakts are clearly in orgasmic bliss with this, and opponents say it's pure propaganda.

But there's more to this than meets the eye.

1. It's a fact that Modi's popularity fills world leaders with awe. They would give an arm and a leg to be as popular in their countries as Modi is in India. He can screw up worse than anyone can imagine and still be popular.

2. In contrast, leaders of most world democracies have to worry about the #economy, #jobs, #Unemployment, #prices, #inflation, #recession, etc. If anything goes wrong with these, they might lose the next #election.

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#G20 Presidency. It's a mugs game.
The presidency of the G20 rotates annually among its members. The presidency leads a three-member management group of previous, current and future chairs, referred to as the Troika.
The purpose of the troika is to ensure transparency, fairness, and continuity from one presidency to another. The G20 does NOT have a secretariat of its own. A temporary secretariat is set up by the country that holds the presidency for the term of chairmanship.
Apart from the Leadersโ€™ Summit which crowns the presidency, the ongoing work is divided into two tracks: the Sherpasโ€™ Track and the Finance Track, which continue throughout the year. The third G20Summit in Pittsburg, 2009 settled this format and acknowledged its efficiency.
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#Nehru & the Phone 1/n

First Invented by Chacha Nehru. It was the silent one. Nehru invented the Ringtone too ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ””

Graham stole the idea from Nehru and called himself Graham "Bell" & claimed credit for inventing the phone.

#Nehru & the Phone 2/n

Then Nehru invented pleasurable techniques & uses with this Phone & called it PHONE SAX!

Once the โ€œFโ€ word was serendipitously added to PHONE SAX, people started calling it the FAX Machine.

This idea was also stolen from him

#Nehru & the Phone 3/n

Then Nehru introduced concept of TRUNK Calling. This also had something to do with the mid section of the human anatomy - the TRUNK!

This later progressed further with developments in science & technology & was later known as STDs.

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Make no mistake. #PMModi's address to the nation was politucally a #MasterStroke. By a) opening up vaccines to 18+ but leaving that to the States
b) appealing against lockdowns
c) assuring the people of medicines beds and oxygen but askinc States to make the arrangements...
He has passed on the baton of responsibility and accountability to the States, while reserving for himself the credit for any end to the crisis. He has outsourced potential brickbats the people might throw, while keeping for himself any bouquets his #Bhakts are busy preparing.
By guaranteeing migrant workers that centre and States are working to guarantee their jobs and livelihoods if they stay put, any pain they face travelling back to their villages will be blamed on the CMs of States (Mah and Delhi). #Clever but #Cynical.
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The one big argument most of my family #Modifans and #Bhakts advanced ever since 2014 was that the system was rotten to the core under UPA-2 and that Mr Clean, #56inches would sweep things up and introduce #RealReforms.
When #LalitModi/#VijayMallya/#NiravModi/#MehulChoksi fled with vast sums missing, the banking mess was blamed on UPA-2 excesss, the clean up a)would bring out more dirt; b)take a bit longer - that was the story. When #RaghuramRajan quit, he was held to blame for part of the mess.
Urjit Patel was made @RBI governor and #ViralAcharya was brought in from US academia as Dy Gov. One after the other, these 2 economists also saw that ModiSarkar was all bluster and bluff, all spin and little substance, they too walked. Now, they have spilled the beans.
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1. #Happy #Emotional No words to express. After 5 centuries getting a home for our #RamLalla How many sacrifices are done over this time period. Isn't this the Living Proof of tolerance & patience #Hindus have?

#Ayodhya #AyodhyaRamMandir #AyodhyaBhoomipoojan #RamMandir2RamRajya ImageImageImageImage
2. Isn't this what #SanatanDharma teaches? #Truth & #Dharma wins at the end. No where in the world can such beauty & miracle can be witnessed. All the Indians who lost their way and left our Dharma should do a #Gharwapsi

#RamMandirNationalPride #RamMandirAyodhya #Ramrajya ImageImage
3. Indians will truly be indebted to many stalwarts & heroes who made this day possible for a billion #Hindus to witness this in our lifetime with their perseverance. Thanking them from the bottom of our hearts. #Justice is delayed but not denied. Light a #Diya
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This was being circulated as the #bhakt spin on punctured #IndianEconomy

This thread exposes those dumbasses.

Uber posts a Q1 Loss of $1 billion worldwide
Ola reports a loss of Rs. 2,676 crore



Zomato reports a loss of Rs. 2058 Crores
Swiggy reported a loss of Rs. 397 Crores FY18

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