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Overheard at Mar-a-lago

45: "So, agent L (I only use that cuz A thru K are taken) How is operation #BlockedByChiefCofveve coming along"

L: "Not great sir, some kid up north in his mom's basement blew it wide open"

45: "NOT GOOD L NOT GOOD. Sooo, U wanna pee on my bed?"
Overheard at Mar-a-lago

45-Agent L, sit on my bed

L-Sir it's soaking wet

45-Right, well join me in the bathroom then, it's safe I had it swept for Transgenders

L-You know statistically speaking sir, women are more likely to be raped in the bathroom by YOU than a transgender
45 - So tell me how is the clean up of Operation Blocklist going

L - Office cleaned out, computers wiped and Pee taped has been moved

45 - And Chief Confetti?

L - Taken care of sir

45 - The whole department

L - Yes sir, all 400 members of the Chief Confetti dept neutralized
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