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I saw a mouse outside this morning which I had never seen before.
There is much I still don’t know about this specific mouse.
Ignoring all my previous knowledge of mice, I can speculate that it might kill & eat my entire family.
I have cancelled Christmas & bought 300 cats.
There is much I still don’t know about this specific mouse.
Ignoring all my previous knowledge of mice, I can speculate that it might kill & eat my entire family.
I have cancelled Christmas & bought 300 cats.
Great news:
The cats have arrived.
They are all blind, paralysed and rigged with randomly detonating explosive devices.
But the cat salesman assured me they are safe and effective.
Then he showed me a video of a singer I like saying the same thing.
So I ordered 300 more.
The cats have arrived.
They are all blind, paralysed and rigged with randomly detonating explosive devices.
But the cat salesman assured me they are safe and effective.
Then he showed me a video of a singer I like saying the same thing.
So I ordered 300 more.
Update:
We just found our dog in the driveway with his legs blown off, surrounded by cats.
The vet, kindly paid for by the cat salesman, told us that the injury was almost certainly caused by the mouse.
When will people start to take this mouse threat seriously?
#Buycatsnow
We just found our dog in the driveway with his legs blown off, surrounded by cats.
The vet, kindly paid for by the cat salesman, told us that the injury was almost certainly caused by the mouse.
When will people start to take this mouse threat seriously?
#Buycatsnow
