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Health care providers: please don’t leave voicemails at 5pm Friday saying “call me about your test results. We’re open 9am Monday - Friday...”
Me right now until 9am:
Me right now until 9am:
Also, if I’m dying? Just leave me a voicemail. I’m dying. I don’t got time to wait on hold.
I swear if they don’t pick up at 9am, I’m putting their phone number and asking y’all to harass them like y’all do when airlines lose celebrity luggage.
