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Sunil Sawhney
@Sunil_Sawhney
I Received the below message from a #Friend and found it #TooGoodNotToShare ..

What is A.A.A.D.D.?

It is Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

#ThankGod they now have a name for it ..

Read on more to learn about #AgeActivatedAttentionDeficitDisorder ..
This is how it manifests:

I decide to #water my #garden
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my #car and decide it needs washing

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car

I lay my car keys on the #table, put the junk mail in the #garbage can under the table and notice that the can is full

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first
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#CarKeys #HappySunday #remote #bills #glasses #Friend #garden #WeekendHumor #car #garbage #table #AgeActivatedAttentionDeficitDisorder #Beer #TV #flowers #water #ThankGod #TooGoodNotToShare

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