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Jackie Kennedy's house in Georgetown just went on sale, and it's now the most expensive listing in Washington, DC. $26.5M. 16K+ square feet, 13BR, 18BA. Built in 1794. Follow along for another #FridayNightZillow!🧵 zillow.com/homedetails/30… 
This is the kind of place I always imagine when reading something in the Style section about the "Salons of Georgetown..." #FridayNightZillow
Opulent rooms. Many updated. Kitchens. You'll need a staff to run the place. The place absorbed some of the neighboring properties a few years ago so is expanded from Jackie's time here. A Miss America, secretary of war, assorted other people have lived here. #FridayNightZillow
Blow your mind start to #FridayNightZillow: Inspired by Tron & Ferrari, 100% cray cray. "Welcome to the most interesting home on the market." Dallas. $3.96M. zillow.com/homedetails/50…
Eye candy all around. #FridayNightZillow
I hope you like Ferrari, because this is your new home office. #FridayNightZillow
FIRST UP on #FridayNightZillow 🧵: *INSANE* Illinois party mansion w/eye candy galore. Marble everywhere, custom chandeliers, hand-painted ceilings, granite staircase, bonkers basement, theater, kitchens, imported pizza oven, etc. $6.5M.
zillow.com/homedetails/16…
zillow.com/homedetails/16…
If you want to hang out like the gods on Mt. Olympus, this spot is for you. #FridayNightZillow
This is *a dining room.* This house really doesn't do understated anything. #FridayNightZillow
FIRST TONIGHT on an *EPIC* #FridayNightZillow: An *amazing* Norwegian-style home built by hand out of solid redwood by a brilliant pathologist who found the 2018 Spanish flu in lung tissue of bodies buried in Alaskan permafrost. $1.6M. Follow along... 1/ zillow.com/homedetails/22…?
The pathologist, inventor, mountaineer and "one of the world's leading authorities on labyrinths and runes," Johan Hultin, died in January. This New York Times obit of his quest to isolate the 2018 Spanish flu is amazing: nytimes.com/2022/01/27/hea… #FridayNightZillow
"This house is a replica of the Norwegian Vastveitloftet from the Skansen Stockholm open-air museum of Scandinavian architecture." Says it was built to last 1,000 years. #FridayNightZillow
Cranking up #SaturdayNightZillow with a fantasy waterfront island estate in British Columbia, Canada west of Vancouver. $18.6M Canadian dollars. It's nice! zillow.com/homedetails/18…
Nice chairs, lap pool, ceilings, views. Near a lighthouse + you are in Canada. Well above the shoreline to avoid climate issues? #SaturdayNightZillow
Yeah, I could live here. Up next, we will crank up the *weird* on #SaturdayNightZillow!
Buy *a wedding mill* plus a 5BR house.
~11K square feet, including big catering kitchen, for <$250K! Parts of USA remain truly affordable. New York on #CheapZillow zillow.com/homedetails/66…
~11K square feet, including big catering kitchen, for <$250K! Parts of USA remain truly affordable. New York on #CheapZillow zillow.com/homedetails/66…
Nice ceiling. And you get a dance floor too. #CheapZillow
This equipment alone is worth a chunk of the $250K. Kind of jealous. #CheapZillow.
Time to move to Iowa.
This B&B is just *$349K.*
Themed rooms: "Never Neverland, Sherwood Forest, The Secret Garden, Plum Creek, Heaven to Betsy and Sleeping Beauty"
#CheapZillow zillow.com/homedetails/51…?
This B&B is just *$349K.*
Themed rooms: "Never Neverland, Sherwood Forest, The Secret Garden, Plum Creek, Heaven to Betsy and Sleeping Beauty"
#CheapZillow zillow.com/homedetails/51…?
Pretty sure this is the "Sherwood Forest" room, given there is a bow and arrow on the wall. And trees. #CheapZillow
People still have CRTs? Seriously, folks, ditch these things. A quality cheap LED model should actually pay for itself with the electricity savings, and your B&B customers will be happier.
Big house, small price.
15BR, 18BA mansion, needs a renovation
$450K in New York #CheapZillow zillow.com/homedetails/24…?
15BR, 18BA mansion, needs a renovation
$450K in New York #CheapZillow zillow.com/homedetails/24…?
I did find this confusing. What is it? A low-rent party bath? #CheapZillow
Apparently that's a "mineral bath." And the mansion, formerly a NURSING HOME, sits on acreage known for sitting on a ton of high-mineral content water.
Potentially a $100M opportunity??? WHAT. Via this cray cray news story:
thesteepletimes.com/opulence-splen…
Potentially a $100M opportunity??? WHAT. Via this cray cray news story:
thesteepletimes.com/opulence-splen…
Starting #SaturdayNightZillow with a CRAY CRAY compound on the water in Arizona. Guaranteed to blow your retinas! *Secret rooms. *Parking for 45. *Garage of the Gods. *Party showers.
All kinds of weird 7BR/9BA/7K sf $6.949M 🧵zillow.com/homedetails/36…
All kinds of weird 7BR/9BA/7K sf $6.949M 🧵zillow.com/homedetails/36…
This bathroom should come with a warning. #SaturdayNightZillow
Just one of the party showers. But you might need Advil. #SaturdayNightZillow
