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Anyway, I’m actually here on this dark and stormy night of Novampber to check in on Jonathan Harker. It’s been a few days, but that way I had time for a fresh copy of my childhood book to arrive: #cleovamps 
Chapter 3 (we will eventually move faster but this is a big chapter)! Jonathan realizes that he is a prisoner! He realizes that he is a rat in a trap! He realizes that... Dracula is making Jonathan's bed >:[ #cleovamps
If there are no servants... wait... that means Dracula is EVERYONE. Including the driver I didn't mention who can control the wolves I did mention. No word as to whether he can control dust bunnies #cleovamps
All right, on this festive Goth Christmas Day, let’s look at a little more Dracula. Here’s yesterday’s thread: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1189557… #cleovamps
Jonathan (I love him) has arrived at Castle Dracula, Totes Legit (THUNDERCLAP) and spent the night; what he realizes later is, if there are no servants... Dracula does everything. Continental breakfast, housekeeping, mints on the pillow, everything. #cleovamps
Which I love, and kind of want some fanfic about. Jonathan then discovers: no mirrors (live the stubble life, my guy!); he’s locked in, oh noes, but... “to my great delight, a vast number of English books” on an odd variety of subjects. #cleovamps
My spine is doing that clicky thing I hate, so I am on bed, if not precisely in bed, with my favorite edition of the book. I love the annotations; they get me through the dry stretches
My first edition was the one I read as an eleven year old, the Hildebrandt illustrated one, but I have misplaced it (give me Object Finding Energy pls). It is an abridged but no less dry edition, and I really want y’all to see the pictures I first saw. #cleovamps
Here’s Greg Hildebrandt’s website with the Dracula illustrations and sketches, so we’ve got that at least. spiderwebart.com/products.asp?s… #cleovamps
