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Ed — This is called a backfire. You’re admitting you sponsored a bill you didn’t want a vote on. Now you and all your friends have to go on record voting for the Green New Deal monstrosity that would destroy our country OR admit you’re hypocrites. Mitch McConnell is undefeated.
I’m gonna miss Mitch McConnell when he retires one day. #CocaineMitchAppreciation
Worker: "I’ve written a proposal to create a new product that will save the company & give all of us PONIES, RAINBOWS and UNTOLD RICHES!"

CEO: "Alright, let’s have the board vote on it!"

Worker: "STOP SABOTAGING ME!"

Seriously @EdMarkey do you realize how crazy you sound?
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