Discover and read the best of Twitter Threads about #cororonatips

Most recents (1)

My tips for self-isolation #COVID19

1) Eat only doughnuts or biscuits, fresh vegetables probably contain earwigs

2) Try to sit in the same position for long periods of time. Failing to do this might result in injury

3) Under no circumstances exercise, it may alarm your pets
4) Avoid cleaning, it may disturb the dust that has already settled on surfaces

5) If you live alone avoid Skype or other forms of social media. They transmit corona

6) Keep the curtains closed at all times. Light might cause reflections on your TV and impair viewing #covid19
7) Limit your Netflix viewing to only ten hours per day. Remember to leave time for Xbox too

8) If you play an instrument do it only between the hours of 1am and 5am. It's much quieter then, so you can hear yourself better

9) Read Trump's timeline to soothe anxiety #COVID19
Read 12 tweets

Related hashtags

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!