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The Devil Rays went down to Houston
They were looking for a game to steal
They were in a bind, because the series was tied and they were willing to make a deal
When they came across this young arm throwing fire and spinning it hot
The Rays jumped up on a hickory bat and said “Boy let me tell you what”
“I bet you didn’t know it, but we are ball players too...
And if you care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you
Now you throw pretty hard Boy, but give the Rays their due
I bet a trophy of gold, against your soul, cuz I think I’m better than you”

The boy said “my names Garrett, and it might be a sin
But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret
Because I’m the best that’s ever been
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