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In Paw patrol tower alarms sound the tower shakes. Ryder looks out to the sea where the reason for the emergency call goes out.
"No job is too big, no pup is too small..." he mumbles through numb lips as the shadow of Godzilla falls over him.
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As the tower crumbles around them he calls for the only help that may be able to save them. The ruins of the tower behind him Godzilla plods toward the city but his cry is met by the thunder of a bark as a red mass rises over the city. 2/3
Clifford the big red dog, once outcast from the patrol, returns when needed most to do battle with his kaiju brethren. #DadLife #WeirdWednesday #parenting 3/3
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While I was buying grass seed at the hardware store just now, I noticed that YETI now makes a 16oz coffee mug and have never impulse-bought anything faster. It is sweeeet. #DadLife
Yesss.
Also, #ProTip for you young dads out there as we enter aeration/overseeding season: splurge on the grass seed coated with fertilizer - not only does it grow faster, but the damn birds won't eat it!
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Benefits of having three kids #1:
Absolutely noone (family & others) gives unprompted parenting advice anymore (probably because they gave up).
Benefits of having three kids #2:
Being able to say (in theory) things like: “well, *some* of my kids play Golf”
Benefits of having three kids #3:
Being able to switch from man to zone defense at home.
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