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I guess that's one way to get invited back on TV
Embargo over, resume the 24/7 studio interviews for the next 2 years
if he's lost Garrison, who tf is still in his bunker
This is a terrible thing to say about her. Well okay, true, but still terrible
The only things that could possibly survive a 200 megaton nuclear truth bomb like that are cockroaches and Taylor Lorenz
We really need to start a How TF Does This Person Remain Employed Hall of Fame
Damn, this week keep getting better and better
It's The Real Thing®
New #DavePoll: should Coca-Cola bring back cocaine?
Happy Presidents Day 
Happy Presidents Day
Happy Presidents Day
This just in: evidence-free weightlifting brags go back 3000 years before the internet
On the other side of the rock it says "LOL weaksauce Bybon son of Phola / I Testicles of Pita can lift three of such stones and 10 reps"
History is clear: if you think men exaggerate their wang size, you should see how they exaggerate their bench press
I don't care about any of these people, but if you can make 7 figures from 10,000 subscribers on Substack I am fucking out of this dump
I'm optimistic enough to believe I can con 5% of you idiots into tithing for my word garbage
*use coupon code DAVENEEDSAGULFSTREAMG650
New #DavePoll: lawsuits, what's your experience?
*can't vote in my own poll, but put me down as "neither"
**every couple of years I get a notice informing me I am qualified for a $0.47 check from some rando class action suit, but I've never cashed one
Stop trying to make "Fleets" happen
Twitter should just accept the fact that Instagram and TikTok are where people go to share joyous visual self expression, and Twitter is for malignant assholes to scream lunatic conspiracy theories
YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok is where nobodies go to become millionaires, Twitter is where millionaires go to become nobodies
