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1. In a restaurant in DuPont w/ my bff & there’s a couple on a first date next to us. Dude is the epitome of why dating in DC is the worst. They begin by sitting down & he starts mansplaining the cocktails. “Negroni really shouldn’t be drunk outside May - September.”
1. In a restaurant in DuPont w/ my bff & there’s a couple on a first date next to us. Dude is the epitome of why dating in DC is the worst. They begin by sitting down & he starts mansplaining the cocktails. “Negroni really shouldn’t be drunk outside May - September.”
2. We know it’s a first date because 10 minutes in he says “I sort of expected you to have a Nigerian accent” (goes without saying that he’s white and she’s black).
She goes “why would you think that?”
She goes “why would you think that?”
3. Then we hear “the only good thing Mississippi is that it’s not Alabama.”
Proceeds to condescendingly insult every southern state in the union. This is notable because he then says “I’m *pretty* sure DC is above the Mason Dixon line.”
Proceeds to condescendingly insult every southern state in the union. This is notable because he then says “I’m *pretty* sure DC is above the Mason Dixon line.”
