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"I have sent you this guardian, to protect you from the evils of your world or from your own heart. Be warned, my child, it can sense darkness of will quite keenly and has been instructed to be both my comfort and my firm hand." #DnD #DireEmAll #Pokemon A D&D monster sheet of a Di...
If you like the #DireEmAll series, you can show your support to the artist @LluisAbadias or myself by throwing a buck at our Patreons! There a bit of exclusive #Diremon content there too, including mini adventures and shinies.

Patreon.com/laserlluis

Patreon.com/Snickelsox
Check out the legendaries, they are quite extra.
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Necromancer: I’m sorry, you all did what?

Zombie: We unionize. Power in many.

N: But you’re just zombies and skeletons.

Z: No reduce us value. Kill adventurers skilled work. Danger.

N: I made you, I can unmake you!

Z: We do study, have magic, seize means of necromancy.
#DnD
Necromancer: Oh so you think you can go on strike?

Zombie: That idea.

N: Well, I won’t give into your demands!

Z: No give demands yet.

N: Oh, right. Get on with it then.

Z: Body repair. Fair chance promotion. Living family benefit. Resurrection raffle. Casual Friday.
N: That’s too much! I refuse.

Z: We think you feel way. Strike start now.

N: I’ll just hire somebody else!

Z: You necromancer, no money.

N: What happened to my rooms full of gold!?

Z: You make undead do accounting.

N: Oh? Oh! Oh...

Z: That you bad.

N: So... Casual Friday?
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Very Soon. #DireEmAll Image
For the new folks, @LluisAbadias and I do a side Diremon series. We release the sheets freely (mostly). Every 10th Diremon is legendary and includes expanded lore, lair info, and a mini adventure to play. The stats a released openly but the mini adventure is Patreon exclusive. ImageImageImageImage
@LluisAbadias Patrons of either myself or Lluis get access to shiny variants, the mini adventures, and PDF collections of the Diremon series (with a few bonuses and tweaked monsters).

Patreon.com/Snickelsox
And/or
Patreon.com/LaserLluis

Thanks! Every patron makes a difference! ❤️ Image
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Did you know you can get a collection of the first 20 #DireEmAll creations by being a patron for either @LluisAbadias or myself? That's 20+ wild monsters to throw at your players, 2 mini adventures, and a few more surprises! #DnD #Pokemon (Links Below) ImageImage
We try real hard to make these amazing for you!

Patreon.com/snickelsox

patreon.com/laserlluis ImageImage
You can find most of them by searching the #DireEmAll tag (as well as a few other creations by other awesome creators), but this is the way to get them all in a collection with no searching.
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Finally got to throw this scary thing at my players #Retroverse recently. They were on a mission to hunt down some b-ugz and this thing began stalking them as well. They kept running into/destroying its invisible art, which made it angry. It ended in tears...
#DnD #pokemon Image
They found themselves blocked by an invisible wall in a small canyon created by broken spaceships in the Boneyard. They had some spray paint and colored the wall green but couldn’t figure out the geometric shapes on it. One player decided to smash through it, toppling the wall.
Buried under a pile of invisible/green prisms the Dire Mr. Mime used some trickery to steal the adventurer. The party then remembered they had glasses that granted true sight and noticed another wall behind them. They had been trapped but didn’t even know it.
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"You come to MY hall, salivating like dogs for more Milk Potions!? Fine, you cretins may partake in your uncouth cravings but you obtain the milk yourselves. I warn you though, my sow is hot tempered and loathe to give pleasure without pain." #DireEmAll #Pokemon 🎨 @LluisAbadias Image
@LluisAbadias If you like this, there’s plenty more under the #DireEmAll tag. You can follow @LluisAbadias and myself to keep up with them. You can also support us on Patreon to find collection PDFs and shiny versions.

Patreon.com/Snickelsox

Patreon.com/laserlluis Image
The next PDF collection (11-20) will be done soon too. Considering throwing Half-Mon playable stats into each new release. Wouldn’t be very hard.
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Threw these at my #Retroverse players the other night. It was a hell of a battle and they were very nearly slaughtered. They finally reigned victorious and it took the whole session for one of the players to finally figure out what they were fighting. #DnD #DireEmAll Image
It started with only one and I just kept whistling the Jigglypuff theme slowly and a little lower every time they got distracted. Once they killed the first, I started hum-whistling to mimic a chorus of them. Then called for a 15 minute break for them to freak out a bit. 😂
They ended up killing the three by some harsh combat and one of them finding a “space sedan” (they were in a ship graveyard) with functioning blasters. There was a Shiny Dire Jigglypuff in there as well and they were NOT prepared for its tri-attack.
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The last week or so has been dedicated to giving several last passes to TW 2.5 and making minor changes here or there. Mostly small fixes, not giant bug squashing. Fixing stat blocks, tweaking abilities, fixed an ASI issue, etc. #Retroverse Image
It's very tedious work and is why I've been kinda quiet. The whole thing is pretty much done (only missing a few bits of art and changing the Table of Contents), this is just another bit of polish. Really hope y'all like the... 591 pages of stuff. Loads of new stuff! #Retroverse Image
Things that haven't changed much: Cube, TW 2 classes, Warren's Grove, TW 2 Species (somewhat).

Everything else has some minor changes or sometimes major ones. We have all the sub-species, sub-classes, items, magic, and stat blocks up to the thresholds promised. Also, Hiveborn. Image
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