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Fighter: Did you just shoot bees from your hands?

Warlock: Yeah, my patron is The Hive.

Wizard: Honey is a great arcane enhancer!

F: Wait, how many of you have bee powers!?

Paladin: I took an oath to the serve the Queen.

Barbarian: Swarm Rage.

Sorcerer: Honey Blood.
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F: I don’t...

Rogue: I’ve learned how to flow like the bees, even flying sometimes.

Cleric: Turns out I can pray to the Great Queen from the Elemental Plane of Bees.

Druid: I was already mostly bees anyway.

Monk: Bee monetary.

F: What could I do?

C: Bee Dance of Swords?
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Necromancer: I’m sorry, you all did what?

Zombie: We unionize. Power in many.

N: But you’re just zombies and skeletons.

Z: No reduce us value. Kill adventurers skilled work. Danger.

N: I made you, I can unmake you!

Z: We do study, have magic, seize means of necromancy.
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Necromancer: Oh so you think you can go on strike?

Zombie: That idea.

N: Well, I won’t give into your demands!

Z: No give demands yet.

N: Oh, right. Get on with it then.

Z: Body repair. Fair chance promotion. Living family benefit. Resurrection raffle. Casual Friday.
N: That’s too much! I refuse.

Z: We think you feel way. Strike start now.

N: I’ll just hire somebody else!

Z: You necromancer, no money.

N: What happened to my rooms full of gold!?

Z: You make undead do accounting.

N: Oh? Oh! Oh...

Z: That you bad.

N: So... Casual Friday?
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