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#GOPdnd

DM: Alright. This game is going to have the minimum possible DM oversight.

Player: Great, my character's nam—

DM: You don't get to name your character. His name's Trobdoo.

Player: Okay. She's a fight—

DM: Nope. HE is a wizard. Also he's dead.
#GOPdnd

DM: Alright. You're free to go wherever you want. What do you do?

Player: I think I'll go to the tav—

DM: Alright! You're in Ravenloft now and you're killing the peasants. And you've spent all your gold on diamond-plated weapons. Roll initiative!
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DM: The brown-skinned peasants are upset with you.

Player: Alright. I'll try to talk to them and see what—

DM: Whoa! Change your alignment to Chaotic Evil for siding with the monsters.

Player: You said they were peasants!

DM: Did I stutter?
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