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Lich: Merry Christmas!
Cleric: Ah! How did you get in our house!
L: You left offerings for me.
Paladin: Evil thief! Those cookies were for Santa!
L: I know.
C: Wait...
P: No way...
L: Who else would live in a remote ice lair? Who else could deliver all these presents?
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Cleric: Ah! How did you get in our house!
L: You left offerings for me.
Paladin: Evil thief! Those cookies were for Santa!
L: I know.
C: Wait...
P: No way...
L: Who else would live in a remote ice lair? Who else could deliver all these presents?
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C: That's not true.
P: That's impossible!
L: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Rogue: Oh, hi Santa.
L: Hello there.
R: Got my Obsidian Dagger?
L: If by "Obsidian Dagger" you mean "Pile of Coal," then yes, I do.
C: Rogue, you knew!?
R: Oh, you still thought...
P: That's impossible!
L: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Rogue: Oh, hi Santa.
L: Hello there.
R: Got my Obsidian Dagger?
L: If by "Obsidian Dagger" you mean "Pile of Coal," then yes, I do.
C: Rogue, you knew!?
R: Oh, you still thought...
R: Sorry to break it to you like this but everyone has to learn the truth eventually, Santa is a lich.
P: How!? Doesn't a lich require evil energy!?
L: Typically yes, but I've been able to twist my magic to feed off holiday cheer, cookies, and milk.
C: Why deliver presents?
P: How!? Doesn't a lich require evil energy!?
L: Typically yes, but I've been able to twist my magic to feed off holiday cheer, cookies, and milk.
C: Why deliver presents?
Necromancer: I’m sorry, you all did what?
Zombie: We unionize. Power in many.
N: But you’re just zombies and skeletons.
Z: No reduce us value. Kill adventurers skilled work. Danger.
N: I made you, I can unmake you!
Z: We do study, have magic, seize means of necromancy.
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Zombie: We unionize. Power in many.
N: But you’re just zombies and skeletons.
Z: No reduce us value. Kill adventurers skilled work. Danger.
N: I made you, I can unmake you!
Z: We do study, have magic, seize means of necromancy.
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Necromancer: Oh so you think you can go on strike?
Zombie: That idea.
N: Well, I won’t give into your demands!
Z: No give demands yet.
N: Oh, right. Get on with it then.
Z: Body repair. Fair chance promotion. Living family benefit. Resurrection raffle. Casual Friday.
Zombie: That idea.
N: Well, I won’t give into your demands!
Z: No give demands yet.
N: Oh, right. Get on with it then.
Z: Body repair. Fair chance promotion. Living family benefit. Resurrection raffle. Casual Friday.
N: That’s too much! I refuse.
Z: We think you feel way. Strike start now.
N: I’ll just hire somebody else!
Z: You necromancer, no money.
N: What happened to my rooms full of gold!?
Z: You make undead do accounting.
N: Oh? Oh! Oh...
Z: That you bad.
N: So... Casual Friday?
Z: We think you feel way. Strike start now.
N: I’ll just hire somebody else!
Z: You necromancer, no money.
N: What happened to my rooms full of gold!?
Z: You make undead do accounting.
N: Oh? Oh! Oh...
Z: That you bad.
N: So... Casual Friday?
Barkeep: No no, we don’t serve adventurers.
Cleric: Excuse me! Why not?
Bar: What happened to the last inn you stayed?
Wizard: Crushed by a dragon.
Bar: Before that?
Bard: Ghost infestation.
Bar: And before?
Barbarian: Hell portal.
Bar: My insurance ain’t that good.
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Cleric: Excuse me! Why not?
Bar: What happened to the last inn you stayed?
Wizard: Crushed by a dragon.
Bar: Before that?
Bard: Ghost infestation.
Bar: And before?
Barbarian: Hell portal.
Bar: My insurance ain’t that good.
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Warlock: What about that one, with the time travel?
Cleric: Oh yeah! We destroyed all of those previous inns simultaneously!
Bard: Then we inadvertently created the Elemental Plane of Inns.
Barbarian: I really enjoyed that place. Shame it’s all on fire now.
Barkeep: Leave.
Cleric: Oh yeah! We destroyed all of those previous inns simultaneously!
Bard: Then we inadvertently created the Elemental Plane of Inns.
Barbarian: I really enjoyed that place. Shame it’s all on fire now.
Barkeep: Leave.
