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You know what the #DnDKaiju project needs? Something to combat the Kaiju! This subclass stands in direct opposition to the Roar of the Kaiju Bard. Hope you enjoy it and please spread this nonsense far and wide. #DnD 
*stares at formatting mistake*
I could have sworn I fixed that. Guess it got lost in the shuffle. Oh well, v1.1 will fix it.
I could have sworn I fixed that. Guess it got lost in the shuffle. Oh well, v1.1 will fix it.
So close! I’ll make the Kaiju Domain Cleric once this balances out. #DnD
*gives incentive* #DnDKaiju
More incentive, but for Patreon this time.
Big shill energy today.
Big shill energy today.
Necromancer: I’m sorry, you all did what?
Zombie: We unionize. Power in many.
N: But you’re just zombies and skeletons.
Z: No reduce us value. Kill adventurers skilled work. Danger.
N: I made you, I can unmake you!
Z: We do study, have magic, seize means of necromancy.
#DnD
Zombie: We unionize. Power in many.
N: But you’re just zombies and skeletons.
Z: No reduce us value. Kill adventurers skilled work. Danger.
N: I made you, I can unmake you!
Z: We do study, have magic, seize means of necromancy.
#DnD
Necromancer: Oh so you think you can go on strike?
Zombie: That idea.
N: Well, I won’t give into your demands!
Z: No give demands yet.
N: Oh, right. Get on with it then.
Z: Body repair. Fair chance promotion. Living family benefit. Resurrection raffle. Casual Friday.
Zombie: That idea.
N: Well, I won’t give into your demands!
Z: No give demands yet.
N: Oh, right. Get on with it then.
Z: Body repair. Fair chance promotion. Living family benefit. Resurrection raffle. Casual Friday.
N: That’s too much! I refuse.
Z: We think you feel way. Strike start now.
N: I’ll just hire somebody else!
Z: You necromancer, no money.
N: What happened to my rooms full of gold!?
Z: You make undead do accounting.
N: Oh? Oh! Oh...
Z: That you bad.
N: So... Casual Friday?
Z: We think you feel way. Strike start now.
N: I’ll just hire somebody else!
Z: You necromancer, no money.
N: What happened to my rooms full of gold!?
Z: You make undead do accounting.
N: Oh? Oh! Oh...
Z: That you bad.
N: So... Casual Friday?
