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Sure, Jan. Her new birthday on Aug 4 with Gan-Gan, buys Diana's watch and wears her perfume before meeting Harry. Netflix really did a number on Nut. Image
#DoBetter šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ and please get your birthday right Nut. Since 2012, you have shared with us the wrong date of birth. I mean, Todge even forgot your birthday was in June before "writing" *cough** his book.
You weren't involved, obviously.
Meg who has missed her period but continues to drink alcohol. End of Summer in UK 2018 was Sep 23. Meg was already teasing she was pregnant by Sep 6. I mean, can this get any worse?
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Itā€™s 22-4-23.

Now guess when the deadline is for making me famous!

Anyone inside all of humanity who wants to survive:

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Dear literally every single member of the human species:

For my 38th birthday, I would really like you to give yourself the gift of saying you love yourself.

Iā€™m just the guy trying to help all of you exist here.

Donā€™t mind me.

(Hint: You better verify my birthday first, ļæ¼.) Image
I donā€™t think those are going to be the only biases.

Donā€™t worry.

Iā€™m slowly lurching towards your favorite city.

At this point, it really is just a matter of TIME 100. ImageImageImageImage
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.@NoLabelsOrg is Kanye 2020 with lots more cash thebulwark.com/how-the-no-labā€¦
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look guys @NoLabelsOrg's cast-of-characters is patently HILARIOUS but if nutbag-billionaires sneeze a certain way we have to pay attention

via @NormOrnstein & Dennis Aftergut

thebulwark.com/how-the-no-labā€¦
when you remove sell-by date for expired milk

that's @NoLabelsOrg.

@AShoutOutfromMN @MelissaJPeltier

dailykos.com/stories/2023/4ā€¦
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Classic. My attackerā€™s sentencing for breach of restraining order is on Thursday. As heā€™s been cyberstalking/harassing me, the best advice from experts like @live_life_safe is to consider not attending in person as attending can give stalkers a sense of control over their victim.
Except: apparently, the @CPSUK prosecutor refuses to meet with me unless I go in person to the Crown Court for the hearing. #VictimCare
And it took 13 days from my asking about arranging the meeting for another day / not at the court for me to get the answer.
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It gets worse. @AirCanada refused to let me fly after I showed the flight attendant Air Canadaā€™s own email about the law & policy for storing Emeryā€™s wheelchair in the closet. Then they kicked @lilygelissen my 17 yr old daughter off when she asked for the flight attendantā€™s IDā€¦
to file a complaint. @AirCanada said they were kicking my disabled son Emery (who has #DMD) and husband off too. I quietly and calmly explained that we didnā€™t have enough meds for Emery to not get home (no certainty of when we would get home) and he could go into cardiac arrestā€¦
I also shared that he is terminally ill and his 16th birthday party is tomorrow in Toronto, begging them to do the right and moral thing and let me and Lily fly homeā€¦@AirCanada attendant and desk refused to connect me with the medical assist desk or their decision makerā€¦
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All white editorial board of newspaper owned by worldā€™s 2nd richest person supports arbitrarily stripping city thatā€™s 45% African American of its political autonomy so as to pander to misinformed, stupefied and/or racist voters. Just another day in Washington media
The smug, racist head patting here is top shelf
ā€œWhy donā€™t the unruly black voters of DC think about Bidenā€™s 2024 prospects next time they democratically decide to modestly curtail mass incarceration destroying their communitiesā€#dobetter
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when @emptywheel drags Maggie I always run outta šŸæ emptywheel.net/2023/02/10/magā€¦
"if a politician already said something in print, then stop pretending itā€™s really aggressive to expect him to say that to a grand jury" @emptywheel emptywheel.net/2023/02/10/magā€¦
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in long, sordid history of #DoBetter above clip is hall-of-fame material

in '16 Andrea Mitchell got dragged so hard for "but her emails" she apologized to Hillary

I'm of course kidding sis got 1,000x worse
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1/4 šŸ§µPM #Sunak - This is a crap answer. The notion that #F16ā€™s / 4th Gen fighters are too advanced for this war against #Russia is ludicrous. Hereā€™s why:

@MriyaReport @BalticSnowTiger @YAmzallagh
2/4 For nearly a decade, DC, London and other NATO capitals validated the need for next Gen fighters (#F35) on the tech advanced #S300/#S400 air defense threat - both present in the #Ukraine war.
3/4 hence, if politicians remained consistent, theyā€™d argue the #F16 and other 4th Gen fighters are NOT tech advanced enough for the #Ukraine theater with S300/400, as itā€™s the same argument they used to spend billions to fund the #LightningII.
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āš ļøOh my god, this is.. not at all surprising. Some of my fave highlights in this Thread šŸ§µ $TSLAQ $TWTR

nymag.com/intelligencer/ā€¦
Exactly the kind of painting I'd expect from an Elon Musk stan though.

Maximum Cringe. #grift #cult Image
"Midas Touch is a cautionary tale."

I want to make this very clear: If I ever find out who that Product Manager was, or their venmo/kofi/whatever, I will personally buy them a drink. Or cheese.

You are my kind of person, and I appreciate you. #Twitter #LoveWhereYouWorked Image
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Everyone needs to understand the Dunning-Kruger Effect because it affects ALL of us.

Let me be the 1st to admit I've been to "Mount Stupid" on multiple occasions...

#ArtofX x #DoBetter šŸŒ± Image
When we 1st learn something, we ride this quick high: "Look at me; I'm a genius!"

This tends to happen when we are young or learning something new, & we completely misjudge our own competency

The image calls this the "Peak of 'Mount Stupid.'"

#ArtofX x #DoBetter
Life has a funny way of humbling even the most confident (or arrogant) of us all.

From the "peak," we meet either a major loss or someone much smarter than us & we collapse:

"Bro, I'm an idiot."

But this is where a person can make or break it...

#ArtofX x #DoBetter
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ā€œI WILL NOT BE OUT-CRIMEDā€ #maddow
lordy wait till they find out Sessions & EVERY OTHER MOB AG lied under oath #maddow
Peter Baker reflexively blurted ā€œpolarizationā€ bc thatā€™s what dopey-Beltway journos do #DoBetter #maddow
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per @nytimes the foreign government is Brazil butā€”please be sitting downā€”paper suggests mob partnership between 2 dictators = good country relations šŸ™„
"spy couple" op happened during tfg's regime and @nytimes forgot to mention (or intentionally omitted) how Bolsonaro's son schmoozed traitors on Jan 5 '21
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.@washingtonpost promised to do the journalisms. then WaPo tweeted for Newsmax crowd. Image
thanks to @JamesGleick we know WaPo can't take heat from Cillizza-level terrible takes Image
our record-breaking #DoBetter day includes

āœ… WaPo tweeting to please tfg
āœ… AJC framing ACA story w/ gop grievance
āœ… and Maggie Haberman typing up "explosive" gossip

still only 3 p.m. ImageImageImage
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hereā€™s your freaking A1-headline lesson @nytimes: FBI SEARCHED TFGā€™S FLORIDA SH*THOLE #DoBetter #maddow
fact of FBIā€™s unannounced search IS NOT IN DISPUTE;

ā€œtrump saysā€ is totally unnecessary filler-attribution for an event

**NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN AMERICAN HISTORY**

even by NYT standards this is astonishingly bad #DoBetter #maddow
ā€œTrump says the sun rose earlier this morningā€ @nytimes #maddow
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bulletins starting with "Senator Johnson suggests" are bound to go off-the-rails quick #DoBetter Image
like "democrat party" Qpubs' trying to rebrand Social Security as "entitlement" is a Soviet-style slur and misdirection

why are u helping them? #DoBetter, @washingtonpost #DoFkgBetter

h/t @marla_vous @MrScottLads

my #SaturdayMorning kicked off with explaining Social Security to @washingtonpost headline writers

how's ur day going?
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after sedition news started breaking Ginni Thomas wiped her Liberty Consulting website šŸ‘€šŸ¤” cnbc.com/2022/04/05/insā€¦
fair to assume multiple Liberty Consulting clients have come before SCOTUS
Ginni Thomas connects to biggest twatwaffle of them all: Leonard Leo
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if it's Saturday morning Bill Maher gets regurgitated in hate media
if @HBO dumped Maherā€”and they should, it's timeā€”he'd get snatched up by hate media in a nanosecond crankyyank.com/2018/10/02/reaā€¦
NYT ran image-rehab puff-piece 2 days before Kushner got humiliated by @January6thCmte

2 days *after* #Jan6thHearings opened with "tfg is head of 1/6 conspiracy" @HBO booked Kellyanne for...

image rehab #DoBetter @MediaBusters6 @KIResists @841920Meema6 @cliffschecter
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Ashley Parker: I asked WH insiders if 1/6 hearings will matter and they said "meh, maybe we'll see"

AYFKM.

Andrea Mitchell presents false premise but for real:

DON'T HAVE CASUAL CHITCHAT ABOUT GAS PRICES WITHOUT AT LEAST MENTIONING FOSSIL-FUEL OLIGARCHS AND PRICE-GOUGING #DoBetter

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as @January6thCmte hearings kicks off keep šŸ‘€ peeled for raids/arrests of sedition-fancy Qpub "candidates" šŸ§µrollingstone.com/politics/politā€¦
"candidates" in quotes cuz they're all just disgraced agitators and deserve business-end of battering rams

fake candidates. fake electors. fake signatures.

crime spree. Image
Kelley's "this is war baby!" oddly similar to Boebert's "today is 1776" or "I am the militia" šŸ§šŸ¤Ø

via @Out5p0ken & @MichiganTea

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remember Ronald's election-goon squad?

Kemp already has one. it's called GBI.

"vOtEr fRaUd" projection šŸ§µ

via @PoliticusSarah & @Acosta
GBI's involvement in Georgia elections *was codified in law*

this should be national scandal.

āœļø @lvjoyner
atlantaciviccircle.org/2022/04/08/eleā€¦
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Next up is Wendy St Peter Pharm D on the Challenges in Anemia Management. She starts with a Polling Question
Spoiler, according to table mate @nephrologyPharm, MSL for Amgen it is A. #NKFClinicals
Quick tour through Beserab CREATE, CHOIR, TREAT. Meta analysis #NKFClinicals
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Hey @JacksonSqMall @BurgerKingCAN when a person places an order for a burger from a fast food restaurant and they specify NO PICKLES OR ONIONS DUE TO #ALLERGY it shouldnā€™t take 28 minute to get your order and the first time they give EXTRA pickles and onions. (Part 1)
(Part 2) So @BurgerKingCAN remakes it but only removes onions but you need them to remake it a Second time so itā€™s the third sandwich and now this time they forget the cheese on the damn sandwich. If BK had any sense they would close this location for absolute terrible service
(Part 3) Also due to the fact of allergies I need to raise my voice slightly to the point where the manager threatens to have me banned from the mall because you guys are trying have me test out the @HamHealthSci by sending me to the damn hospital

#DoBetter
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