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Sure, Jan. Her new birthday on Aug 4 with Gan-Gan, buys Diana's watch and wears her perfume before meeting Harry. Netflix really did a number on Nut. 
#DoBetter š¤£š¤£š¤£ and please get your birthday right Nut. Since 2012, you have shared with us the wrong date of birth. I mean, Todge even forgot your birthday was in June before "writing" *cough** his book.
You weren't involved, obviously.
You weren't involved, obviously.
Meg who has missed her period but continues to drink alcohol. End of Summer in UK 2018 was Sep 23. Meg was already teasing she was pregnant by Sep 6. I mean, can this get any worse?
Itās 22-4-23.
Now guess when the deadline is for making me famous!
Anyone inside all of humanity who wants to survive:
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Now guess when the deadline is for making me famous!
Anyone inside all of humanity who wants to survive:
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Dear literally every single member of the human species:
For my 38th birthday, I would really like you to give yourself the gift of saying you love yourself.
Iām just the guy trying to help all of you exist here.
Donāt mind me.
(Hint: You better verify my birthday first, ļæ¼.)
For my 38th birthday, I would really like you to give yourself the gift of saying you love yourself.
Iām just the guy trying to help all of you exist here.
Donāt mind me.
(Hint: You better verify my birthday first, ļæ¼.)
I donāt think those are going to be the only biases.
Donāt worry.
Iām slowly lurching towards your favorite city.
At this point, it really is just a matter of TIME 100.
Donāt worry.
Iām slowly lurching towards your favorite city.
At this point, it really is just a matter of TIME 100.
after rehabbing Sherwin & Chansley @60Minutes got bored so they asked Sporkfoot for a sit-down
my god. #DoBetter h/t @MelissaJPeltier
my god. #DoBetter h/t @MelissaJPeltier
look guys @NoLabelsOrg's cast-of-characters is patently HILARIOUS but if nutbag-billionaires sneeze a certain way we have to pay attention
via @NormOrnstein & Dennis Aftergut
thebulwark.com/how-the-no-labā¦
via @NormOrnstein & Dennis Aftergut
thebulwark.com/how-the-no-labā¦
when you remove sell-by date for expired milk
that's @NoLabelsOrg.
@AShoutOutfromMN @MelissaJPeltier
dailykos.com/stories/2023/4ā¦
that's @NoLabelsOrg.
@AShoutOutfromMN @MelissaJPeltier
dailykos.com/stories/2023/4ā¦
Classic. My attackerās sentencing for breach of restraining order is on Thursday. As heās been cyberstalking/harassing me, the best advice from experts like @live_life_safe is to consider not attending in person as attending can give stalkers a sense of control over their victim.
Except: apparently, the @CPSUK prosecutor refuses to meet with me unless I go in person to the Crown Court for the hearing. #VictimCare
And it took 13 days from my asking about arranging the meeting for another day / not at the court for me to get the answer.
It gets worse. @AirCanada refused to let me fly after I showed the flight attendant Air Canadaās own email about the law & policy for storing Emeryās wheelchair in the closet. Then they kicked @lilygelissen my 17 yr old daughter off when she asked for the flight attendantās IDā¦
to file a complaint. @AirCanada said they were kicking my disabled son Emery (who has #DMD) and husband off too. I quietly and calmly explained that we didnāt have enough meds for Emery to not get home (no certainty of when we would get home) and he could go into cardiac arrestā¦
I also shared that he is terminally ill and his 16th birthday party is tomorrow in Toronto, begging them to do the right and moral thing and let me and Lily fly homeā¦@AirCanada attendant and desk refused to connect me with the medical assist desk or their decision makerā¦
All white editorial board of newspaper owned by worldās 2nd richest person supports arbitrarily stripping city thatās 45% African American of its political autonomy so as to pander to misinformed, stupefied and/or racist voters. Just another day in Washington media
The smug, racist head patting here is top shelf
āWhy donāt the unruly black voters of DC think about Bidenās 2024 prospects next time they democratically decide to modestly curtail mass incarceration destroying their communitiesā#dobetter
when @emptywheel drags Maggie I always run outta šæ emptywheel.net/2023/02/10/magā¦
"if a politician already said something in print, then stop pretending itās really aggressive to expect him to say that to a grand jury" @emptywheel emptywheel.net/2023/02/10/magā¦
WTF IS WRONG WITH ANDREA MITCHELL
in '16 Andrea Mitchell got dragged so hard for "but her emails" she apologized to Hillary
I'm of course kidding sis got 1,000x worse
I'm of course kidding sis got 1,000x worse
1/4 š§µPM #Sunak - This is a crap answer. The notion that #F16ās / 4th Gen fighters are too advanced for this war against #Russia is ludicrous. Hereās why:
@MriyaReport @BalticSnowTiger @YAmzallagh
@MriyaReport @BalticSnowTiger @YAmzallagh
2/4 For nearly a decade, DC, London and other NATO capitals validated the need for next Gen fighters (#F35) on the tech advanced #S300/#S400 air defense threat - both present in the #Ukraine war.
3/4 hence, if politicians remained consistent, theyād argue the #F16 and other 4th Gen fighters are NOT tech advanced enough for the #Ukraine theater with S300/400, as itās the same argument they used to spend billions to fund the #LightningII.
ā ļøOh my god, this is.. not at all surprising. Some of my fave highlights in this Thread š§µ $TSLAQ $TWTR
nymag.com/intelligencer/ā¦
nymag.com/intelligencer/ā¦
"Midas Touch is a cautionary tale."
I want to make this very clear: If I ever find out who that Product Manager was, or their venmo/kofi/whatever, I will personally buy them a drink. Or cheese.
You are my kind of person, and I appreciate you. #Twitter #LoveWhereYouWorked
I want to make this very clear: If I ever find out who that Product Manager was, or their venmo/kofi/whatever, I will personally buy them a drink. Or cheese.
You are my kind of person, and I appreciate you. #Twitter #LoveWhereYouWorked
Everyone needs to understand the Dunning-Kruger Effect because it affects ALL of us.
Let me be the 1st to admit I've been to "Mount Stupid" on multiple occasions...
#ArtofX x #DoBetter š±
Let me be the 1st to admit I've been to "Mount Stupid" on multiple occasions...
#ArtofX x #DoBetter š±
āI WILL NOT BE OUT-CRIMEDā #maddow
lordy wait till they find out Sessions & EVERY OTHER MOB AG lied under oath #maddow
story is absolutely bonkers.
per @nytimes the foreign government is Brazil butāplease be sitting downāpaper suggests mob partnership between 2 dictators = good country relations š
"spy couple" op happened during tfg's regime and @nytimes forgot to mention (or intentionally omitted) how Bolsonaro's son schmoozed traitors on Jan 5 '21
.@washingtonpost promised to do the journalisms. then WaPo tweeted for Newsmax crowd.
thanks to @JamesGleick we know WaPo can't take heat from Cillizza-level terrible takes
our record-breaking #DoBetter day includes
ā WaPo tweeting to please tfg
ā AJC framing ACA story w/ gop grievance
ā and Maggie Haberman typing up "explosive" gossip
still only 3 p.m.
ā WaPo tweeting to please tfg
ā AJC framing ACA story w/ gop grievance
ā and Maggie Haberman typing up "explosive" gossip
still only 3 p.m.
hereās your freaking A1-headline lesson @nytimes: FBI SEARCHED TFGāS FLORIDA SH*THOLE #DoBetter #maddow
bulletins starting with "Senator Johnson suggests" are bound to go off-the-rails quick #DoBetter
like "democrat party" Qpubs' trying to rebrand Social Security as "entitlement" is a Soviet-style slur and misdirection
why are u helping them? #DoBetter, @washingtonpost #DoFkgBetter
h/t @marla_vous @MrScottLads
why are u helping them? #DoBetter, @washingtonpost #DoFkgBetter
h/t @marla_vous @MrScottLads
my #SaturdayMorning kicked off with explaining Social Security to @washingtonpost headline writers
how's ur day going?
how's ur day going?
after sedition news started breaking Ginni Thomas wiped her Liberty Consulting website šš¤ cnbc.com/2022/04/05/insā¦
fair to assume multiple Liberty Consulting clients have come before SCOTUS
Ginni Thomas connects to biggest twatwaffle of them all: Leonard Leo
if it's Saturday morning Bill Maher gets regurgitated in hate media
if @HBO dumped Maherāand they should, it's timeāhe'd get snatched up by hate media in a nanosecond crankyyank.com/2018/10/02/reaā¦
NYT ran image-rehab puff-piece 2 days before Kushner got humiliated by @January6thCmte
2 days *after* #Jan6thHearings opened with "tfg is head of 1/6 conspiracy" @HBO booked Kellyanne for...
image rehab #DoBetter @MediaBusters6 @KIResists @841920Meema6 @cliffschecter
2 days *after* #Jan6thHearings opened with "tfg is head of 1/6 conspiracy" @HBO booked Kellyanne for...
image rehab #DoBetter @MediaBusters6 @KIResists @841920Meema6 @cliffschecter
Ashley Parker: I asked WH insiders if 1/6 hearings will matter and they said "meh, maybe we'll see"
AYFKM.
AYFKM.
Andrea Mitchell presents false premise but for real:
DON'T HAVE CASUAL CHITCHAT ABOUT GAS PRICES WITHOUT AT LEAST MENTIONING FOSSIL-FUEL OLIGARCHS AND PRICE-GOUGING #DoBetter
DON'T HAVE CASUAL CHITCHAT ABOUT GAS PRICES WITHOUT AT LEAST MENTIONING FOSSIL-FUEL OLIGARCHS AND PRICE-GOUGING #DoBetter
as @January6thCmte hearings kicks off keep š peeled for raids/arrests of sedition-fancy Qpub "candidates" š§µrollingstone.com/politics/politā¦
"candidates" in quotes cuz they're all just disgraced agitators and deserve business-end of battering rams
fake candidates. fake electors. fake signatures.
crime spree.
fake candidates. fake electors. fake signatures.
crime spree.
Kelley's "this is war baby!" oddly similar to Boebert's "today is 1776" or "I am the militia" š§š¤Ø
via @Out5p0ken & @MichiganTea
via @Out5p0ken & @MichiganTea
remember Ronald's election-goon squad?
Kemp already has one. it's called GBI.
"vOtEr fRaUd" projection š§µ
via @PoliticusSarah & @Acosta
Kemp already has one. it's called GBI.
"vOtEr fRaUd" projection š§µ
via @PoliticusSarah & @Acosta
GBI's involvement in Georgia elections *was codified in law*
this should be national scandal.
āļø @lvjoyner
atlantaciviccircle.org/2022/04/08/eleā¦
this should be national scandal.
āļø @lvjoyner
atlantaciviccircle.org/2022/04/08/eleā¦
@lvjoyner GA Qpubs killed democracy in a cloakroom with the candlestick
@KristenKfromGA @100FrogLegs @carrybeyond @pinkrocktopus @atlantamcd @Ren_ManATL @SpiralCow @TeresaCCarter2
@KristenKfromGA @100FrogLegs @carrybeyond @pinkrocktopus @atlantamcd @Ren_ManATL @SpiralCow @TeresaCCarter2
Next up is Wendy St Peter Pharm D on the Challenges in Anemia Management. She starts with a Polling Question
Spoiler, according to table mate @nephrologyPharm, MSL for Amgen it is A. #NKFClinicals
Quick tour through Beserab CREATE, CHOIR, TREAT. Meta analysis #NKFClinicals
Hey @JacksonSqMall @BurgerKingCAN when a person places an order for a burger from a fast food restaurant and they specify NO PICKLES OR ONIONS DUE TO #ALLERGY it shouldnāt take 28 minute to get your order and the first time they give EXTRA pickles and onions. (Part 1)
(Part 2) So @BurgerKingCAN remakes it but only removes onions but you need them to remake it a Second time so itās the third sandwich and now this time they forget the cheese on the damn sandwich. If BK had any sense they would close this location for absolute terrible service
(Part 3) Also due to the fact of allergies I need to raise my voice slightly to the point where the manager threatens to have me banned from the mall because you guys are trying have me test out the @HamHealthSci by sending me to the damn hospital
#DoBetter
#DoBetter
