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I’ve never live tweeted anything before, but it is 1:40 am and there is a 3 foot long snake in my room and I’m not really sure what to do. #snake
It’s a black snake, there’s tons of them here. Just going after the mice. But I am for sure not going back to sleep. 
A few things I do know: no f-Ing way am I able to make myself grab it. Just even contemplating that made me sweat.
