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STEPHEN: Chris, I just wanted to stop by and apologise for... Chris? Are you okay?
GRAYLING <sobs>: She is all that remains of my beautiful little fleet
STEPHEN: Oh! Huh. There's a duck there.
GRAYLING: The last survivor of Dunquack
STEPHEN: ooh-kay
GRAYLING: I call her Margaret
GRAYLING <sobs>: She is all that remains of my beautiful little fleet
STEPHEN: Oh! Huh. There's a duck there.
GRAYLING: The last survivor of Dunquack
STEPHEN: ooh-kay
GRAYLING: I call her Margaret
GRAYLING: They're all DEAD Stephen. All 48,000 of my fluffy little ducks. Except Margaret
STEPHEN: How?!
GRAYLING: They started eating each other. I had no food!
STEPHEN: Why?
HAMMOND: Because someone doesn't know their CapEx from their OpEx
GRAYLING: MONSTER!
HAMMOND: Accountant
STEPHEN: How?!
GRAYLING: They started eating each other. I had no food!
STEPHEN: Why?
HAMMOND: Because someone doesn't know their CapEx from their OpEx
GRAYLING: MONSTER!
HAMMOND: Accountant
STEPHEN: Chris! Come back! Damnit Phil!
HAMMOND: What?!
STEPHEN: Don't be mean. Think about his feelings
HAMMOND: Why? Think about mine. I just had to deal with 47,999 dead ducks
STEPHEN: Where are they?
HAMMOND: Let's just say London won't have a 'chicken' shortage post-Brexit
HAMMOND: What?!
STEPHEN: Don't be mean. Think about his feelings
HAMMOND: Why? Think about mine. I just had to deal with 47,999 dead ducks
STEPHEN: Where are they?
HAMMOND: Let's just say London won't have a 'chicken' shortage post-Brexit
