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#CongressNeverAgain
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THIS IS AN EXPLOSIVE EXPOSE ON THE SURGICAL STRIKES BY THE KHANGRESS!
ONLY FOR INDIAN EYES; DO NOT SHARE THIS ACROSS THE BORDER!

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The Khangress has claimed that they have conducted 6 surgical strikes, denied by Army (yeh Armywallo ko kuch bhi pata nahin).

At great risk to life & limb, I have accessed a top-secret document from the tijori at Khangress HQ at Akbar Road, New Delhi.

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Sam, the unnamed eye-witness source (who wishes to remain unnamed) has provided me with a detailed, blow-by-blow account of the events that lead to each of the 6 surgical strikes by the Khangress (yeh Armywallo ko kuch bhi pata nahin).

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#CongressNeverAgain
26th Dec 1988 and the Prime Minister and Congress President Rajiv Gandhi planned a ten-day holiday at Bangaram Island.

The Lakshwadeep Archipelago consists of 30 islands of which Bangaram is one, an uninhabited island, covering a mere half a sqkm.

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The Indian Navy's aircarft carrier, INS Virat picked up the holiday-goers from Mangalore & sailed them to Karavatti, the capital of the Lakshwadeep Islands.

Let that sink in.
Not a luxury cruise ship
Not a hired, private yatch
Not a plane
But Indian Navy's aircraft carrier

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An aircraft carrier is not an ordinary ship; alone on the seas.
It is a warship that serves as a seagoing airbase.
It is the capital ship, heading a Carrier Battle Group, requiring exceptional protection for itself.

A vulnerable aircraft carrier is a useless white elephant.

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Schoolkids are taught what this dynasts decide they should be taught. I got a shock of my life when my 12 year old daughter started defending actions of Shahistekhan, badgering Chhatrapati Shivaji in the same breath. This is reason enough for #DynastyMuktBharat
When we found out what my daughter is thinking, we sat down and re-taught her real history. I can't say for sure that she has changed her opinion, but at least we started this discussion. Shocking. But true. And about time our education is cleansed. #DynastyMuktBharat
Another gem from my daughter's thinking which obviously came out of her books is that Aurangzeb was a saintly man, who only wanted to ensure his reign was protected from onslaught of Shivaji's uncalled for attacks. Thus defending his turf was Aurangzeb's right. #DynastyMuktBharat
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