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At the Spianada in Corfu - one of the most characterful cricket grounds in the whole world - @AuthorsCC are batting. @AdamRutherford & @jonawils to open. Despite the fact that I have scored precisely 0 runs in my last 3 innings, I am batting at 3. #EliteSport Image
I score a blistering 3, before selflessly sacrificing my wicket in the cause of accelerating the scoring rate.

Any youngsters watching - this is what is meant by THE SPIRIT OF CRICKET
Oh dear. My show of team spirit in getting out is for naught, as @AuthorsCC are bowled out for 104.
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Heading to @Hutton1864, there to engage in a day of #EliteSport.

@jonawils, Hutton’s totem & star-player, returning there - much like Grealish returning to Villa Park - to play for @AuthorsCC.

Observe with wonder his champion’s breakfast.
He’s now telling me all about his batting average.

Apparently it’s very good…
The Euros have had their moments, so too the Olympics - but for sheer high octane, sporting drama nothing can possibly beat the sight of @Hutton1864 stalwart @jonawils at the wicket, playing for @AuthorsCC AGAINST Hutton CC.

There is, as the commentators like to say, CHIRP…
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To Arundel Castle, there to engage in two days of strenuous #EliteSport
In between innings, may also attempt to solve the Mystery of the Missing Rosary...
An athlete prepares...
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An intensive weekend of #EliteSport beckons - & with it the chance to help @PassageCharity by sponsoring me for every run I score!!!
Anyone worried that sponsoring me may leave them open to financial ruin should be reassured that today’s match is at Warborough, where in five innings I have so far scored precisely zero runs. Image
Deft glovework from @AdamRutherford, who is now sponsoring me to get a duck...
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Can an elite sportsman be TOO committed to top-flight sport?

Much food for thought here... #EliteSport
Perhaps, for our own moral & spiritual good, those of us accustomed to pursuing success in top-flight sport at all costs need to learn to embrace failure? https://t.co/CldmGIsOSV
But, you know, I just can’t help myself... Image
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Packing for tomorrow's #SussexTour: a journey round the sites & treasures administered by @sussex_society, England's oldest county archaeology society, but now, in its 150th year, facing a COVID meltdown.

A tragedy not just for Sussex but for everyone. sussexpast.co.uk
I know that everyone has the begging bowl out now, but I hope that my #SussexTour will serve to persuade some of you that @sussex_society is a cause that richly merits your support: sussexpast.co.uk/please-donate-…
About to go on Radio Sussex to talk about my #SussexTour, & all the amazing work that @sussex_society do.
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Up early, salving my frostbite sores, in readiness for today's top flight @AuthorsCC vs @MiddletonStoney clash.
#EliteSport
I note - with sangfroid - that my frostbite sores are oozing through my cricket socks Image
Meanwhile, for those of you who may think that cricket is boring, here is @jonawils demonstrating how to warm up for a match
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For fans of #EliteSport, there’s a thrilling match going on at @BurghleyPark today
It’s a tragedy that this isn’t free to view on TV, of course
The drama that the British public is being denied...
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