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1/ Here's a ghastly thought: What if @ScottMorrisonMP visited that Macca's drive-thru because he's under the misapprehension Aussies find it ENDEARING he shit himself at #Engadine? Like, he thinks it fits in with his 'man of the people' persona. Hear me out.
2/ Firstly, his insufferable attitude to lower wage earners & callous treatment of welfare recipients suggests he perceives the underclass (a.k.a. the other 99 percent) as grubby baboons who fling faeces at each other when we aren't wearing baseball caps and chugging schooners.
3/ We drive Holdens, we don't drink beer from the glass, we eat with our elbows on the table, we think semi-casual means thongs and a Bintang singlet, and we say things like 'I'm gunna murder a brown snake' to herald every voiding of the bowels.
