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Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport.
Brutus: “Which is our boarding gate Caesar?”
Caesar: “A-2 Brutus”.
Brutus: “And what time is the flight Caesar?”
Caesar: “8:02 Brutus”.
Brutus: “Which is our boarding gate Caesar?”
Caesar: “A-2 Brutus”.
Brutus: “And what time is the flight Caesar?”
Caesar: “8:02 Brutus”.
Brutus: “By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?”
Caesar: “Ate two Brutus
Caesar: “Ate two Brutus
Thing about watching court hearings is you get to brush up on your #Latin. Intel lawyer just rolled out "ultra petita" reference. That's to say a court can't do more than it's being asked to do en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_ultra… #Curia #EtTuBrute #CaveCanem #AmoAmasAmat #VeniVidiVinci
Milites in horto gaudebant. Stercorem pro cerebro habes.
.@EU_Commission lawyer has just rolled out 'reduction ad absurdum' -- one of my personal favourites.
