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🎄The 2018 edition of #EveryCorporateChristmasTreeInToronto begins with the tree at Yonge & Bloor, the standard all trees are measured against: the noble hardworking centre of the universe tree at Cumberland Terrance. 10/10🎄
Dufferin Mall No Frills tree. Located above raw meat. Yule log hearth scene + traditional holly jolly bug zapper. Excellent tableaux. Minus 4 points for vegetarian alienation. Tree eschews “no frills” doctrine w its buxom gold bling. 11/10 #EveryCorporateChristmasTreeInToronto
Dragon City Chinatown tree. Spadina & Dundas. Robust garland plumage indicates good times, yet sparse snow cover on ground may be subtle comment on climate change. Happy snow person does its best to distract from omnipresent cable news. 12/10 #EveryCorporateChristmasTreeInToronto
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2017 edition of #EveryCorporateChristmasTreeInToronto. We begin with the baseline: Toronto’s finest tree in Cumberland Terrace at Yonge + Bloor. 10/10
Yorkdale Mall tree. Rotates. Mostly lit by LEDs at bottom that change colour. Trees must be lit from within, not projected. Size (and rotation) does not make up for quality. 3/10
In the arm’s-length-gov’t category, a forest scene at @MaRSDD. Thick theatrical snow + nice variety of trees + didn’t cheap out on light density. One point deducted for bad sign placement. 7/10

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