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Return of the Mack you say? I think I rather prefer this version. Mark Morrison has nothing on me. This is Return of the Tax
#AltLyricsPardoyCrew
#ToriesOut252
#JeremyHuntIsARightSteveBaker
#FckTheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs
Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah
Well My name is Mr Hunt (yes, it is)
And I am really just a c*nt
Now the people they do say
The Tories cannot stay
'Cos I broke the NHS
Yes I left it in a mess
Now I’ve had to come again to show you that I’m mean
I lied to you, all those times I said that we’d help you
I lied to you, yes I lied yes I lied
I lied to you even though you voted blue
I Lied to you yes I lied yes I lied I lied
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With my apologies to the mighty legendary Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band I give you "Striking in the UK" #ToriesOut208 #AltLyricsParodyCrew #GeneralStrikeNow #GeneralElectionNow #FckTheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs #SupportTheStrikes ✊🤘🎸
Worn down by a Tory government
They’ve filled our rivers and our seas with excrement
Came for your rights but that wasn’t enough
Made up total b*llocks about levelling up now
Striking in the UK, need a strike to save the UK
Need a strike to save the UK, Striking in the UK now
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I’ve never done a hard day’s work no stress
I got my job from having friends in high places
and I am proud of my address
in a high class town, no working class faces
But every day’s like
Champagne, Caviar, drinking in the commons
coked up, pissed up no seat belt on the car runs
We don’t care
We’re just living our grifting life
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Ok folks I know when you have seen Grease you think the song is Beauty School Dropout, well I hate to break it to you but it's actually School Teacher Dropout #ToriesOut194
#FcktheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs
#GeneralElectionNow
Your Story wont end well
You Tory Ne’er do well
You may well even end up in the dock
Your seat not looking safe now
Your career’s down the pan now
Basically everyone knows you’re a c*ck
La, la la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
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The Final Countdown a New Year's Eve classic but I think you'll agree this is far better - A General Strike Now (Duchess Stylee) #ToriesOut175 #FcktheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs #GeneralStrikeNow #GeneralElectionNow
We’re striking together
We want our fair pay
Maybe we’ll come back
To work one day
You know the Tories are to blame
We’ve had enough
Will things ever be the same again?
We need a general strike now
A general strike now
We’re heading for tyranny
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they’ll realise
This is their downfall (yeah)
With fuel bills rising
And inflation too (inflation too)
Surely this is our uprising
We need a general strike now
A general strike now
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Away in The Commons
The MPs did sit
Voting for bills that would
make the people's lives sh*t
We need fair pay and staffing
The workers did cry
But the ministers didn’t listen
And did nothing but lie
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Twas the week before Christmas and all through the country
The Tories were laughing while the nation was up a gum tree
The Nurses on strike and the public behind them
Meanwhile Steve Barclay was refusing to pay them
The foodbank shelves were desolate, the trust was warning…
Meanwhile JRM said that this was “heartwarming”
So the workers asked for a pay rise, they gave it a punt
Except the Tories were acting like ...Steve Bakers 😉
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Holy Shizzle cast your eyes on these rather fabulous beasties. True Justice Warriors ❤️🥰 If you want to see the #ToriesOut162 and #SupportTheStrikes do consider following them. I may be biased but I think they're all rather wonderful
P.S #FckTheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs
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@AlexSpindlow aka Dr Spendlove (parody genius)
@ChirpyChet
@LGalloway77 aka Little Whisky (she da best )
@HarryMoWolves
@griff_sly_fox
@GuttridgeAndy aka Mr Flipper (total legend)
@CounsellingSam aka Dr Bun Buns
@snowy2007
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