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I came to say Happy #Festivus to my friend Elizabeth Warren. Cant find her.
You’ll be surprised to learn I have some grievances with people in Washington, fellow members and others. It’s time to talk about them now, because it’s the holiday season.
Let’s start with POTUS I like the President, I honestly do. I know people don’t believe me. But the man seems to have a problem keeping staff around him. But they solved the problem. I went to the White House the other day and there were at least 14 ppl in Mick Mulvaney masks.
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The people who supported Hillary arming ISIS are the same people who are complaining about Trump withdrawing from Syria and letting the Syrian Army defeat the last of the ISIS terrorists that the US CREATED…

The people who supported Hillary arming al-Qaeda to turn Libya into a #FailedState & haven for Terrorists, People Traffickers and Slave Traders, are the SAME people who are now complaining about Trump withdrawing from Syria…

The people who are complaining about non-existent "Russian Meddling" in the 2016 election are the SAME Media Presstitutes who CONSPIRED to RIG the election for Hillary.

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GOOD MORNING! Welcome to everyone’s favorite holiday, #Festivus!
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about them!
I’m going to start out with a grievance against the entire foreign policy establishment of Washington DC, who 2 years ago were swearing that Donald Trump was going to start multiple nuclear wars or something.
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I’m back to celebrate #Festivus with some more #AiringofGrievances, this time about how the government spends your money
My #Festivus edition of the Waste Report totals $563,421,523 the federal government wasted.
The average taxpayer pays around $8,136. That means the programs in this report wasted the taxes of 69,250 people
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Good morning, #Festivus celebrants and twitter! Today, I will have an #AiringofGrievances to wish you a #HappyFestivus
Before we get started, I need to alert @FoxNews and someone in DC that this is NOT a war on Christmas. It’s a war on everything else.
Declared of course. That’s the only way to do It. Right Congress? Right?
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