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Flip Thread 1/

Ok. I have had ENOUGH of Threads about Boris boring Epshteyn.

No More Boris!

Now lets have a Thread about something more fun. Flipper!

Let's do the non-jokes version of the Grand #Flippathon aka the #RatBingo. What IS going on with the rat flips against Trump?

Flip Thread 2/

We all have seen enough movies & TV Mafia court scenes to know the value of the 'rat' who flips against the Mafia boss

It is what Jack Smith needs. Trump IS a criminal mob boss, and they need some who participated in the criming to turn into witnesses

Flip Thread 3/

Next let me be clear about this Thread. I will not discuss 'civil' trials. The damage to Trump would only be money

Trump has been to court 3,600 times (lost nearly always) and up to two weeks ago, none were CRIMINAL trials. A criminal trial can send you to prison

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Meadows Flip Thread 1/

So now we know. Mark Meadows has complied with Jan 6th Committee subpoena (although initially resisting it) and has turned over all materials requested by Jan 6th, also handed all that to DOJ. & apparently has also testified to Jan 6th (we will soon see)

Meadows Flip Thread 2/

You might think this is a big deal. Trump's former White House Chief Of Staff flipping against Trump. Sure. It is. But it is WAY WAY WAY more than you probably noticed

Let's do a Thread about it. Remember Meadows only served in White House for last year

Meadows Flip Thread 3/

After the Nov 2020 election, Trump led the largest criminal conspiracy in US history, an attempted coup d'etat for Jan 6th. He intended to end US democracy, make Trump the ruler, a king, exactly as despotic & tyrannical as Putin, but as vindictive as Trump

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Then in Path 5: Tom Barrack (The previous espionage by Trump, this from 2017) the actual Billionaire Tom Barrack (as opposed to #debtonaire Trump) files to try to keep it secret from jury that the dude is loaded. Barrack seems to think jurors don't like rich spies for Saudi & UAE

https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/1567241303875895298

Now. Tom Barrack had competent attorneys. He knew exactly the rules of the Grand #Flippathon. Flip first. And he was in a race against Jared the Bone Saw Boy. After his initial criminal indictment as a foreign lobbyist, he got superceding indictments for espionage... Looks like..

Looks very much like Tom Barrack lost out in the Flippathon

Barrack recently tried to have his ankle bracelet removed. That failed. Now he is trying to hide his wealth. You know what? This does not sound like someone confident he gets a plea bargain

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Matt Gaetz Aug Thread 1/

Next up is Path 3 to take Donald Trump to prison for life. It starts at the Gaetz of Hell. Matt will be convicted for teen rape, gets 20 years in prison

This case takes to Trump in prison, not for rape, but for selling Presidential bribes

Aug update:

Matt Gaetz Aug Thread 2/

Donald Trump faces 6 paths that EACH take him to prison for life

1. Weisselberg (NY taxes)
2. Giuliani (Ukraine)
3. Matt Gaetz (selling Presidential pardons)
4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th)
5. Tom Barrack (UAE & Qatar)
6. Mark Meadows (Mar-A-Lago espionage)

Matt Gaetz Aug Thread 3/

Matt Gaetz path is different from the other 5, in that this trial is CERTAIN to get Matt into prison for rape, but the rape conviction is not what Trump is afraid he will be caught in

This crime leads directly to Trump selling Presidential pardons

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Tom Barrack Aug Thread 1/

Ukraine War caused interruption in my updates but time to do Path 5: Tom Barrack

Tom Barrack was Trump's inauguration finance chair. He is closest thing Trump had to a real friend. Tom was a spy for UAE. He was arrested last summer. His trial in Sept

Tom Barrack Aug Thread 2/

Donald Trump faces 6 paths to prison for LIFE

1. Weisselberg (NY Taxes etc)
2. Giuliani (Ukraine etc)
3. Matt Gaetz (leads to Trump selling pardons)
4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th)
5. Tom Barrack (UAE etc incl extortion of Qatar)
6. Mark Meadows (Espionage)

Tom Barrack Aug Thread 3/

Tom Barrack trials include at least following elements:
1. Espionage for UAE (Dubai & Abu Dhabi)
2. Extortion of Qatar
3. Nuclear tech transfer to Saudi Arabia
4. Inauguration financial fraud

DOJ has been adding superceding indictments, only 1st filed

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While we consider the Grand #Flippathon aka #RatBingo happening at Mar-A-Lago, this is MY current thinking:

I believe Melanoma flipped back in November 2020
I think Fred Flintstone's evil cousin, Bill Barrstone flipped in December 2020 the day he resigned

Next during 2021..

Next during 2021 we know Lev Parnas TRIED to flip. Negotiated for 9 months, did not get a deal with DOJ. Because FBI raided Giuliani's office and took Rudy's infamous 'insurance file' evidence, it rendered Lev Parnas's files worthless

During Autumn of 2021 I believe Princess Lapdance of Goya beans & her Saudi Ken Doll with that creepy animatronic smile generator both flipped

And during 2021 I believe Trump's loyal Senate Poodle #LeningradLindsey Graham also flipped but is trying to convince Trump he hasn't

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Update on Mar-A-Lago Documents 1/

Short Thread to update after reading search warrant & the receipt of items seized

Trump is currently investigated for ESPIONAGE. That potentially carries death penalty

Trump received subpoena in June to return stolen documents. He defied it

Mar-A-Lago Documents 2/

FBI came with court-authorized search warrant & seized over 20 BOXES of US govt docs that Trump is not allowed to possess

That he willfully refused to return them & FBI found them establishes Trump's GUILT. He KNEW it is illegal when he did it. Slam dunk

Mar-A-Lago Documents 3/

Trump tried lies. His attorneys were personally present during search. Trump watched via Mar-A-Lago security cams everything with Melanoma. They handed him the search warrant & receipt. Trump even gave WRONG info to Fox & Wall Street Journal to spin story

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Quick comment on the FBI Informant

EVERY Trumpomobster has a 'fail-safe' emergency plan. If things go bad, this is how they avoid prison. EVERY Trumpomobster has made insurance files, recordings. EVERY ONE OF THEM

Most will not succeed in their plea bargains, but all will try

Before Trump is tried on crimes related to the FBI raid of Mar-A-Lago, those near him will ALL be tried. It includes yes Ivanka, Don Jr etc. This is a Mafia trial. The boss is ALWAYS tried last. And everybody BELOW Trump had some kind of insurance file and fail-safe plan

CERTAINLY some still near Trump have flipped (many more than 'one informant' for FBI). All will eventually try to flip. And we have seen from Ivanka & Don Jr, they have likely flipped ALREADY - neither pleaded 5th in New York, where Trump then pleaded 5th.

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https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1557098994492444672

This could be enormous expansion of Jan 6th criminals - and an avenue for 1 or 2 Trumpomobsters to buy a valuable plea bargain (with LESS prison time, none of them walk)

Pardon Roulette !!! America's fastest-growing Quiz Sensation #PardonRoulette

Let's do brief Thread

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1557098994492444672

Trump sold EVERYTHING. Including cabinet posts. We only 'know' of one, Ambassador Sondland (Impeachment 1) admitted he paid a million dollars to Trump for his appointment (yes that is a bribe, yes this too will be investigated in due time & Trump convicted)

What of pardons?

Bone Saw Boy told Jan 6th Committee testifying under oath, that he was busy arranging the pardons in January 2021. So we know Jared was personally involved

Now.. Jared seems like he has flipped, he did not plead 5th. and Jared is vulnerable in Tom Barrack extortion of Qatar etc

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In #TrumpTreason consider Grand #Flippathon

Some were not part of plot but witnessed it, like Patsy Baloney. Pat Cipollone testifies truthfully to DOJ without needing flip

Some knew of plot, otherwise guilty as shit but will flip like Bill Barrstone. Indeed Barr flips gleefully

Some will flip partially against Trump, while attempting to hide their other crimes thus their testimony is bizarre, attempting to keep their lies straight, like Entitlement Barbie. Ivanka will fail at this pathetic attempt

Her animatronic Saudi Ken Doll is in the same boat

Some will try to flip but are batshit crazy like Sir Buttdial McRudypants. America's Mayonaise will not receive any deal at DOJ

Others are so nuts they make Rudy Giuliani seem sane & will not even seek a plea bargain like the Dutchess of Dr Pepper, Sidney Powell the Kraken Lady

Quick thread on Bannon guilty verdict

Note. Bannon's trial was NOT about Jan 6th - he WILL face that trial too. This was about Bannon stupidly attempting to conceal his crimes

Let's do a quick Thread

https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1550382176658653184

First. Understand.. we know the 2 dozen organizers, plotters, planners of January 6th. They will ALL go to prison, for at least a decade, most for Life. Including the few who get plea bargains in the Grand #Flippathon

Bannon is one of original planners

https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1550382176658653184

But today Bannon's guilty conviction is a BONUS for us. He becomes literally the first of the January 6th ORGANIZERS to go to prison. And as a bonus, this is EXTRA time in prison Bannon serves, above and beyond his role in January 6th because of this attempt to conceal his crimes

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Flippathon Thread 1/

Las Vegas oddsmakers have issued fresh odds for all the potential flippers in the nation's biggest picnick, patriotism, insurrection, terrorism & hanging party hosted by the Republicans in Washington DC. Our beloved tradition: Grand Flippathon

#Flippathon

Flippathon Thread 2/

Perennial Magafavorite flipper is notorious serial butt-dialer & alleged attorney Rudy Giuliani, the Grand Duke of Four Seasons Total Landscaping (parking lot). Rudy Colludy has confessed his crimes on live video, so he is utterly screwed. He has to flip

Flippathon Thread 3/

As America's Maynaise turned America's Vampire is former Federal prosecutor who sent Mafia killers to life in prison, he is in mortal danger inside any federal housing. He will spend his prison time in solitary confinement. He had begged Trump for a pardon

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Three Little Pigs 1/

So what about the Senators? We saw that at least 7 Republican House Members were so certain they had committed federal crimes, they begged for Presidential pardons from Trump

What about the Senators? Let's look at Trump's Three Little Pigs in a this Thread

Three Little Pigs 2/

First off is the Kentucky Swamp Creature, #MoscowMitch McTurtle. Many associate Mitch McConnell with Trump & Trumpism & connect many of Trump's horrors like SCOTUS as enabled by Mitch

The reality is quite different, however. It is Mitch who played Trump

Three Little Pigs 3/

Yes, Mitch is a monster & had caused irreparable damage to America, partly during Trump. But this is more like Hitler & Stalin. Both men were vile monsters, but sometimes allied, sometimes enemies

Mitch HATES Trump, always hated him, to this day

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And to be clear. Criminal prosecution of all who plotted biggest criminal conspiracy in US history (Jan 6th) is conducted at DOJ, in secrecy, and at enormous resources & proficiently under Attorney General Merrick Garland. They are systematically flipping criminals layer by layer

The CRIMINAL prosecution of Jan 6th organizers has NOTHING to do with Congressional Jan 6th hearings. Garland & DOJ have achieved confessions & flips of leaders in 2 key groups of violent organizers (Proud Boys, Oath Keepers) and will take every organizer into prison incl Trump

The way a criminal prosecution of a mafia boss is done, is you start from bottom & get some to flip on their bosses, then get those bosses to flip on their bosses, on up, until mafia boss (in case of Jan 6th, Trump himself) is caught & then convicted.

EVERYBODY GOES TO PRISON

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https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1519913115672002561

BUT I have a second thought about these 10 in the #PutinCaucus

A name I am curiously following was conspicuous in its absense. Remember the three 'R Congressmen' that Trump ratted out to DOJ that were plotting to overturn the election, before Jan 6th? These 3 assholes?

https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1519913115672002561

This was a House vote so the corrupt Senator from Wisconsin, Johnson vote was not counted here

Pennsylvania's own traitor, Perry voted for Putin

But where is Gym Jordan?

Oh, did you spot it? Gym was NOT joining the vote for genocide...

We know the chairman of the American Gargoyle Association, Gosar was involved also in planning of Jan 6th

So of the 3 House members who planned Jan 6th, Gosar & Perry were voting for Putin. But of Jan 6th planners, Gym Jordan did not vote for Putin... fascinating

Tweeps?

I have a riddle for you

Where is Rudy? Where is the Honorable Buttdial McRudypants? Where is Sir Rudy Colludy of Giuliani?

He was a FIXTURE on the news, daily magababble & serial criminal confessions, at Four Seasons Total Landscaping (parking lot)

I have a Thread..

America's Mayor turned America's Vampire was a REGULAR fixture on our news, polluting the daily coverage with his insane claims and serial criminal confessions. But where is he? This was his LAST statement, Jan 8 on a right wing magamedia site:

Every mention of Giuliani since Jan 8, was about Andrew the son of Gary Busey; or about lawsuits against Rudy, like Dominion, or Rudy's involvement with Jan 6th plotting or refusing to show up at the Jan 6th hearing. But not a PEEP said by Rudy, since Jan 8! Nothing! THREE MONTHS

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Preliminary list of Jan 6th Lifers

Don Jr
Giuliani
Mark Meadows
Gen Mike Flynn
Roger Stone
Erik Prince
Bannon
Rep Gosar
Gym Jordan
John Eastman
Sen Ron Johnson
Sidney Powell
Sen Graham
Qevin McCarthy
Jenna Ellis
Rep Perry
Ginny Thomas
Alex Jones
Rep Mo Brooks
My Pillow Guy
Trump

Looking at our Lifer's list..

Let's consider the Grand #Flippathon. All of these people go to prison. Most go to prison for Life. A few lucky ones get plea bargains and go to prison only for time measured in decades

Let's consider 3 groups:

So of the January 6th Lifers list. Note there is a bunch of Congressmen. I believe 1 or 2 of this group will get a plea bargain (has it already or is now negotiating it)

Rep Gosar
Gym Jordan
Sen Ron Johnson
Sen Graham
Qevin McCarthy
Rep Perry
Rep Mo Brooks

One or 2 of above

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Tomi T Ahonen Still Refusing To Eat Documents

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1489740552010616841

I always look for TIMING 'coincidences'

There is a DETAIL coincidence relating to Bannon, which may explain his sudden 180 degree turn to attack Trump now

His attorneys revealed there are 3 prosecutors & 4 FBI agents investigating Bannon (only 1 needed if Contempt of Congress)

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1489740552010616841

The coincidence point:

Bannon KNEW to expect the criminal charge about Contempt of Congress. He may even have thought, I can handle 2 months in prison

He PROBABLY had not known, there is a team of SEVEN investigating his OTHER CRIMES already in DOJ

I believe this scared Bannon

When Bannon SAW what DOJ brought against him the first time he was convicted, Bannon KNOWS the DOJ is serious, they will toss his ass into prison. He tried to fight them and lost

then BEGGED Trump for a pardon which he got

Now Bannon has no other way out than flip
#Flippathon

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Consider Jan 6 plotters list. WHO RATS OUT OTHERS?

Giuliani
Gen Flynn
Bannon
Erik Prince
Roger Stone
Don Jr
Mark Meadows
Lindsey Graham
Sen Johnson
Rep Gosar
Gym Jordan
Rep Scott Perry
Christina Bobb
Alex Jones
Sidney Powell
John Eastman
My Pillow Guy

#Flippathon targets

Remember, they need to confess ALL. Incl rat out all:

Giuliani
Gen Flynn
Bannon
Erik Prince
Roger Stone
Don Jr
Mark Meadows
Lindsey Graham
Sen Johnson
Rep Gosar
Gym Jordan
Rep Scott Perry
Christina Bobb
Alex Jones
Sidney Powell
John Eastman
My Pillow Guy

#Flippathon targets

Then think of Trump. Whoever flips, has to also testify against Trump. Who?

Giuliani
Gen Flynn
Bannon
Erik Prince
Roger Stone
Don Jr
Mark Meadows
Lindsey Graham
Sen Johnson
Rep Gosar
Gym Jordan
Rep Scott Perry
Christina Bobb
Alex Jones
Sidney Powell
John Eastman
My Pillow Guy

Tomi T Ahonen Still Refusing To Eat Documents

Quick comment on Bannon

So he suddenly says Trump is 1 of 3 worst US Presidents in history. Bannon KNOWS this will set Trump off and cause vicious attacks against Bannon, yet he said it

My take is after Bannon got his pardon, Bannon knew, he will split with Trump & now happened

What is bizarre is that Bannon was so stupid to take the prison time that the Congress subpoena into DOJ criminal charge leads. His case is a near-slam dunk and it faces minimum 1 month, up to 1 year in prison. This for a guy who got a PARDON

If Bannon was to flip on Trump, why not flip 2 months earlier and not go to prison. That was really really dumb

BUT it tells me, Bannon did not know what caused him to now 'urgently' flip. Something likely happend past few days/hours to cause this

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Collateral Thread 1/

Should we look at collateral damage? Lets see who are players in the Grand #Flippathon incl the heats

In Weisselberg Trials (at least 5):
Michael Cohen *
McConney **
Calamari **
Don Jr
Ivanka
Eric
Melania
Tom Barrack
Trump

* Convicted
** Partial immunity

Collateral Thread 2/

In Giuliani Trials (at least 8):
Lev Parnas *
Igor Fruman *
Pompeo
Bill Barr
Jared
Pence
Lindsey Graham
Sidney Powell
John Eastman
Toensing
DiGenova
Jenna Ellis
Boris Esphteyn
Bannon
Firtash
Trump

* Convicted

Collateral Thread 3/

In Matt Gaetz (Presidential Pardons crimes) path

Joel Greenberg *
Joe Ellicott **
Roger Stone
Jared
Bill Barr
Giuliani
Rep Gosar
Trump

* Convicted, cooperating
** Pleaded guilty, cooperating

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Flippathon Thread 1/

As the Beijing Olympics 2022 are starting, all eyes are on the main event, the Grand #Flippathon - Patriotic crowds have gathered to picnic bringing their own gallows

Let's get Vegas odds on the superstars of the Flippathon event at #Beijing2022 #Olympics

Flippathon Thread 2/

A massive magafavorite of the #Flippathon 2022 is Steve Bannon. Bannon is no run of the mill scumbag and Trumpomobster. A true monster human* being, has tons of crimes he brings to bargaining table with FBI, in attempt to plea bargain

* not confirmed

Flippathon Thread 3/

His past crimes include 'mind rape' (Bannon's words, not mine) of Republicans via Cambridge Analytica & Facebook. Bannon was behind Muslim ban. He launched Breitbart News. So he is about as as vile as they come. Scaramucci ranks him as worst #Trumpomobster

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I know #ArrestTrumpNow is trending. And Trump will be arrested. He will lose in over 20 separate criminal trials, over the next 7-10 years, but like any Mafia trial, he will ALWAYS be tried last

There is a bonus coming our way, beyond Trump's Jan 6th conviction: He sold pardons

Trump has 5 separate PATHS to prison. Each of them involves MULTIPLE SEPARATE criminals and many crimes, tried in separate criminal courts

After NY Taxes (Weisselberg), Ukraine (Giuliani), Qatar (Tom Barrack) & Jan 6th (Roger Stone) we get a BONUS path to prison: Matt Gaetz

The Honorable Rapey McForehead is a serial teen rapist asshole, so a typical Repulsican from Florida. I do not have a rape connection to Trump, himself a serial sexual predator also of teens

Matt Gaetz takes Trump down on the BRIBES scheme. Selling Presidential pardons

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