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Dear @MS_Maree1

Here's that foolhardy thread of mine, once again, as a #PDF_File

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Also I said:

"A sin for while I should be truly punished"

When I meant:

"A sin for which I should be truly punished"

That's another sin, for which I should be punished!
#FreudianSlip

Where I said "On the plus side", I very nearly wrote, "Onon the plus side".

I nearly named the very #BiblicalCharacter who #SpilledHisSeed, rather than make a certain woman pregnant.

He gave his name to a practice, to which I'm thoroughly devoted!

#HowIronic!
@MS_Maree1 And (in days of old) people used to say that #Onanism should be punished. In my case, it probably will be. Indulging in this practice puts me in danger of serious punishment, since I'm such a Jaded Bastard, only by putting myself in this position can I get myself off!
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You can forgive Wicker for forgetting that Republicans don't have a Senate majority. #FreudianSlip

Wicker's idea of negotiation is that Senate Republicans toss Biden's plan in the shredder and let Biden make minor adjustments to their plan instead. And Biden bit! 🤦‍♂️
To be clear, Republican votes are NOT needed on the infrastructure bill.

Therefore, Wicker demands that Biden negotiate with Republicans. (By "negotiate," Wicker means that Biden should adopt the Republican plan.)
Meanwhile, GOP votes ARE needed to protect voting rights, decide what status DREAMers should have, pass criminal justice reform, etc.

Whereas Wicker expects Biden to "negotiate" with Rs on infrastructure, Wicker us unwilling to negotiate with Ds on these other issue areas.
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Okay but for real, teachable @zoom_us moment. I've been running webinars/sync classes for a long time, pre-Zoom, on a tool that shall remain nameless and that was very unreliable...

#HigherEd
#AcademicChatter
#HowToZoom
I used to get incredibly anxious before sessions that it would crap out. Like a wreck. And it never did, but then one day it did, and guess what, it was fine. We didn't have that class. I probably sent an email or posted in the LMS.

#HigherEd
#AcademicChatter
#HowToZoom
I've found @zoom_us to be reliable, but this will happen. It's nice to have a backup plan, but if it all falls apart, just keep trucking.

#HigherEd
#AcademicChatter
#HowToZoom
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