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Don’t Stop Movin’ by S Club 7 was released twenty years ago today. #fuck
I’m just saying:
(1) It’s clearly the best of their extensive oeuvre
(2) Obviously most Americans have never heard of them
(3) It is not okay that this was twenty years ago
(4) Fuck
(Presses play on song for the tenth time in a row)
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Is this too much to for you?! 👇🏼👇🏼

If so... #GTFO #Bitcoin requires #HODL 💎 🙌🏼 or you simply don’t get. If that’s the case please sell us your sats and be gone to a bygone era.
#Bitcoin be like
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I saw the cardiologist today. He said that I had two arteries that were 100% blocked and I had a heart attack. There's more blockages, they are going to monitor and want to see what the heart monitor I wore and mailed in says. He will keep me on the meds
until he gets those results. I can start cardiac rehab once that is clear. My blood pressure was high there today because I ran out of pain meds yesterday and am waiting for more from Ortho. Apparently they are only going to give me 15 pills at a time.
He did say my heart most definitely is what caused the stroke three years ago.
I guess, I am lucky to be alive but I'm tired, boss.
I'm sick and tired of pain and tired of fighting to get the fucking pain medicines I need because of the heroin epidemic.
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A partir de este momento, @adiplotti se pone a leer en compañía de Grimlock.
Obsérvese como Grimlock mira el libro con desconfianza.
Previously, on Tr*nscrepuscul*ar:

Recordemos que el libro anterior terminó cuando el Alguacil, ese semipersonaje que funcionaba como un títere del autor dentro de la ficción, se unió al títere vivo simbiótico conocido como el trapo.
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¡Castelloneo espontáneo! Puesto que está disponible online, me pongo a livetuitear el primer episodio de "Los perros duros no bailan", la nueva xenoficción (?) de Arturo Perreteverte.
"... en aquel tiem­po pesaba cincuenta kilos, medía setenta y cuatro centímetros de las patas a la cruz..."

Perros eruditos que conocen el concepto de kilogramos y de centímetros.
"Agilulfo —un podenco flaco, filósofo y culto que sabe de estas cosas— asegura que nací para el combate; que soy un guerrero antiguo con una es­tirpe gladiadora tan vieja como la historia de los hu­manos."

Agilulfo le dice que es un alma antigua, que lo ve en su aura.
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