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Valentines, Mitchell and Chitungwiza is a combination isingafanire kupinda mu1 sentence. Combo iyi yakasimba kudarika Russian vodka is dilution. I will tell you a story of my personal experiences.
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A thread about my life in ghetto
1. 2 years ago paVale ndakaisirwa mssge naMitchie achiti mdara wake is in Kwekwe so I can come and spend night paden pake. Akazosara kukata fone ndanga ndatova pabus stop ndakutoita pressure pakombi kubaya paden pake. Isu tiri ana mugaradzakasungwa
2. 5 bells ndichidonha paden pake. Handina kumboita zvekunoka pagedhi coz manext door ane maziso anodarika camera ye iPhone combined with S21 Ultra. Ndakatambirwa nezihug, ziElectro convulsive therapy hug. Rekuti unobva ipapo usingagone kufamba, men will know
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A thread about how my mother discovered that I was now drinking beer

1. Pafeya momz yangu raised me well. Yanga iri mukadzi weruwadzano munhu wekelaz so misikanzwa yese ndaingoti muroyi royera kure but rina manyanga hariputirwe, rinoda kungoiswa mubox...Why?
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2. Ndakasvika paden ndakabata 2 macots eCastle ne empty rechi 3. Time was around 1145pm. Ndandisati ndambononoka paden kudai coz momz had a policy yekuti mwana anopakurirwa ndearipo, asipo ihombarume. So whatever I did I made sure ndasvika paden before 730pm. But on this day...
3. ..mweya wetsvna wakafamba ndikazvisimbisa kusvika paden 1130pm ndakarohwa nemupeta. Ndakavhura gate ndichidaidzira kuti "auya mwana waJessica naWilson, chipazhamongo vapindira, ndauya ini mudyi wenhaka" Hah kana mudzimu wakurasha unenge watoita deny paternity zveshuwa.
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DATING HRE GIRLS: BODY COUNT EDITION Part 2
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A Thread

2.1 Someone once said kuti pane munhu achazongodaidzira ari pakati petonaz CBD kuti "hah vakadzi so" obva angodonhera pasi nekutoti zii ipapo ipapo. Anyway we move..So nebabe rangu we continued bho zvekuti....
2.2Babe was always full of surprises nomatter the day. Rimwe day babe had a workshop kuVic Falls so rakati I'm booking a flight ndoda uuye the following wknd. (Hey that flight I will have a thread on its own bcoz it was my first ever)
2.3 So ndini uyo ndasvika kuHotel kwaigara babe zvikanzi I have a surprise for you daddy, ko ndanga ndatosvika malevels ekunzi daddy, zvana bae izvo ndezvekushaya. So akabva anditora ndiye neni downstairs ndakavharwa maziso, chaive chirungu chete apa ndakadya easy sehwai
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DATING HRE GIRLS : BODY COUNT EDITION Part 1
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1.1 A saying in Hre is that It's much easier for a Zupco bus to pass thru an eye of a needle than a Hre girl with an iPhone to text you first. I'm a living testimony. No matter the drip...unless of course you're Mudi Image
1.2 So this girl taiviber bho, we hd a relationship like chibhodhoro nedilution,or so I thought. Yekushaya jagwa yangu iyi kanga kasina kana dhiri nazvo, or so I thought. Taigona kubva kuna 7th kunobata Mkt Square netsokorolla dzedu no pressure Image
1.3 Iko kuna 7th ndakazomboridzwa rata neboys tiri payapaya,mapaziyaka ehee ipapo. Tikafamba kubva ikoko kunobata RBZ nzeve dzakavhara dzichirira landline but still babe rakamira neni. Kana rakandiseka maybe rakandiseka nemafriends aro varivega, I wouldn't know hangu Image
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