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good day here is my brothers dog scooby falling in actual love with a bearded dragon named carrie fisher

#HappyEaster2020 #QuarantineLife #DogsofTwittter #dog #loveislove #reptiles #HappyEaster #Quarantine
(Also, we didn’t learn till later that apparently dogs can get salmonella for licking lizards 🦎 but the chance of it is especially low for bearded dragons and also if you have ever eaten cake batter you don’t have a leg to stand on so DON’T HATE love is love
) (the number of tweets I have had to post containing one parenthesis to close out a parenthetical I have left open the tweet before is EMBARASSINGLY HIGH) <—-see how good I am at not making the same mistake twice in a row?
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Today, I made a "mess" of the friedrice I prepared. The rice looked great, but IMO, I added too much salt. I felt so bad and ashamed of myself tbh.
Immediately I was done cooking, I ran upstairs and forced myself to sleep, so that I wouldn't hear my folks complains/ yabs. Lol
This evening, one of our neighbours came visiting and I overheard my dad telling my sister to offer him some rice.
Really? I was so mad. 😥
I still refused to come downstairs, bcos SHAME!!
When the man left, I went to look at the plates, to my surprise, not one grain was left.
Few mins later, my mother calls me and tells me to call another neighbour of ours for dinner. I was too angry and confused to say anything.
Mind you, these neighbours are young men o. So, you can understand my pain.
I just couldn't understand what my folks were playing at today.
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Vegan Sourdough Hot cross buns, step-by-step!

Adapted from @izyhossack’s recipe!

#HappyEaster #vegan #easter #hotcrossbuns #SaturdayMorning
50g (1/4 cup) water
2 tbsp plain flour

170g (2/3 cup + 1 tbsp) water
60g (1/4 cup) vegetable oil, +extra for bowl
50g (1/4 cup) granulated sugar
2 tbsp mixed spice
90g sourdough starter
250g (3 2/3 cup) plain flour
+extra for kneading
1 tsp salt
150g dried fruit
75g plain flour
15g vegetable oil
65g water

1 tsp golden/maple syrup
2 tbsp oat milk/soy milk
a pinch of baking soda
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