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Good morning and Happy Festivus! Today there will be many, many grievances aired, almost all in good fun.
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people...
I feel like we have to start with impeachment, don’t you? I’ve got a lot of problems with all of you people and impeachment.
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On that same subject, I have a major #HappyFestivus #AiringofGrievances with my friend @SenatorReid
@SenatorReid We argued about taxes. Fought about spending. Worked on repatriation together. I helped treat your eye injury...
@SenatorReid HOW IS IT YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE ALIENS, HARRY??!!
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Good morning, #Festivus celebrants and twitter! Today, I will have an #AiringofGrievances to wish you a #HappyFestivus
Before we get started, I need to alert @FoxNews and someone in DC that this is NOT a war on Christmas. It’s a war on everything else.
@FoxNews Declared of course. That’s the only way to do It. Right Congress? Right?
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Good morning and #HappyFestivus! Later today I will help you celebrate with some #AiringofGrievances.
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You’re going to be saying #HappyFestivus again. Believe me!
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