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My grandfather, Akparika, has fifty-two children. As is the case with nearly every family, one of his children stood out above the rest. In ours, it was Uncle Naitura; Uncle Naitu for short.
Uncle Naitu used to be very handsome. Tall, dark with beards that actually connect...
Uncle Naitu used to be very handsome. Tall, dark with beards that actually connect...
from ear to ear, unlike that of Uncle Ruwan who lives in the East.
As a child, the first thing I noticed about him was that Uncle Naitu was always well-dressed. Agbada on point, tuxedo on fleek; whether his feet were shod in sandals or dress shoes, the man was set up to be...
As a child, the first thing I noticed about him was that Uncle Naitu was always well-dressed. Agbada on point, tuxedo on fleek; whether his feet were shod in sandals or dress shoes, the man was set up to be...
...the Life President of Sweet Boys Association.
If uncle Naitu speaks English for you, you’ll melt like coagulated palm oil melts in harmattan, when placed near the cooking fire. Words leave his mouth like sprrr…sprrrr…you know, like the sound of the ATM when rich people...
If uncle Naitu speaks English for you, you’ll melt like coagulated palm oil melts in harmattan, when placed near the cooking fire. Words leave his mouth like sprrr…sprrrr…you know, like the sound of the ATM when rich people...
