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For all of you out there with #heatwaveuk related #insomnia here is a brief #history of the houses of the British monachy since 1066 in the form of #lightbulb jokes. ๐Ÿงต 1/11
How many "of Normandys" does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the North will never accept the new lightbulb!

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How many "of Blois" does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it will take 18 years, will never be completely changed, and there's a woman looking on who could have done it perfectly competently but wasn't allowed to.

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