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How To End Trump 1/

All this

To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life plus 1,052 years (eligible for parole in 813)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet &
-No Twitter
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow

#LockHimUp
The Trump End 2/
(in prison)

Prison means

No cheeseburgers
No Diet Cokes
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
He has a Covid vaccination, so no early release for pandemic reasons
No golf
The Trump end 3/
(in prison)

Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
Read 4 tweets
The Ideal End to Trump 1/

All this

To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life plus 1,000 years (eligible for parole in 800)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet & of course
-No Twitter
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
Ideal Trump End 2/
(in prison)

Prison means

No cheeseburgers
No Diet Cokes
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
He has a Covid vaccination, so no early release for pandemic reasons
No golf
Ideal Trump end 3/
(in prison)

Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
Read 4 tweets

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