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Doctor Ashford's Personal Project

#medfet #implant #mindbreak

"Ah. You're awake. Excellent." A familiar voice pulls you out of your groggy state. It takes you a further few moments to become fully aware of your surroundings. Your body feels strange, off somehow. There's a-
dull ache in the back of your head too.

You feel a rising sense of panic when you realise that you're in the office of Dr Ashford, the bitch that's keeping you in this horrifying place and experimenting on you. It doesn't help that you're also firmly restrained to a chair.
Strangely, the anxiety is cut off before it can reach any sense of fruition, leaving you with an unsettling calm.

Noticing your confused expression, Dr Ashford smiles. "It's good to see your implant is already working. I didn't want you having a panic attack and interrupting my-
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8 ways to manage your erection problems

1. Medications
2. Lifestyle
3. Foreplay
4. Communicate
5. Stop smoking
6. Reduce alcohol
7. Treat other medical conditions
8. Penile implants

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You can take safe & effective medications for erectile dysfunction.

The common ones available include sildenafil, tadalafil, & vardenafil.

But you MUST see your doctor to check you before & when taking these meds coz there have contraindications & possible side effects!
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Check your Lifestyle. Ask yourself:

Am I healthy generally?
Am I eating healthy?
Am I taking enough rest?
Am I exercising regularly (esp aerobics)?

If you have erectile dysfunction, fixing these 4 aspects of your life can bring back the spark to your erection. Fit Man Doing High Knees Cardio Exercise
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in 1957, 5 year old Jesse Long & his brother were exploring the woods & came across a 'round house under construction' 🛸

When a tall figure appeared with a long rod in his hand & a light emanating from one end which left both Jesse & his brother paralyzed.

#UFO #abductee ImageImage
Through hypnotic regression, Jesse remembers being taken aboard the craft & separated from his brother.

He was put onto a cold, hard table & had an un-earthly device embedded into his shin which he had removed 34 years later.

#aliens #implant #abduction ImageImage
Jesse claims to have been abducted numerous of times since the initial event.

As years went on the abduction experiments became more traumatic, eventually having semen extracted & forced to crossbreed with a female alien. ImageImage
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